I found another grasshopper in my flat, I told him he can't stay here, but he wouldn't listen and I went of to say cricket is not allowed as well as other ball sports so you'll have to go but no he was amendment on staying, so with the help of the latest copy of Cycling UK he was removed from said premises, so it goes to show that the Cycling magazine has a use after all, but at £48 a year it's a bit expensive just to get rid of a cricket.
I tried Goggle for “cricket protection” but all they want to sell me was a bloody box, what the hell do I want a box for a cricket......... he's got all the garden and the wood to hop in.