The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Wonder how many pubs in the UK are called The Plough.


According to AI, approximately 283.

Comes in at number six with 273.

https://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/stats/pubs/pub-names/

 

[Drago]

How many pubs are called The Rent Boy's Buttocks? I'm guessing maybe 3 or 4?

 

[postman]

Done a couple of hours on my book. First violent scene now done.

Careful a mole does not leak us a preview.

 

[postman]

When you "catch" them, what do you do with them ?

You need to bury the little vermin.

 

[Dave7]

You need to bury the little vermin.

But are you allowed to kill them ?
I have no idea, just asking.

 

[Dave7]

How many pubs are called The Rent Boy's Buttocks? I'm guessing maybe 3 or 4?

There was one near me and a friend asked me if I wanted to go. I turned him down as I couldn't be arsed.

 

[Paulus]

How many pubs are called The Rent Boy's Buttocks? I'm guessing maybe 3 or 4?

That many.😂

 

[Drago]

That many.😂

And they're all in Westminster.

Bruce walked, house locked, alarm set.

 

[classic33]

And they're all in Westminster.

Bruce walked, house locked, alarm set.

How did you know that?

 

[Tenkaykev]

We have tried just about everything going to get rid of the little blighters as we also live in a rural area. Dam mole hills are everywhere

And exactly what harm do they do? Genuinely curious. I know some people with " immaculate lawns " object to them spoiling the look of what is effectively a sterile desert. I much prefer a wildflower meadow teeming with wildlife.

 

[Dirk]

For the life of me I can't figure out why kids are getting fatter when I can lose weight by eating the smallest kids portion for Sunday lunch at the pub........

 

[Drago]

How did you know that?

Dave7 told me.

 

[welsh dragon]

And exactly what harm do they do? Genuinely curious. I know some people with " immaculate lawns " object to them spoiling the look of what is effectively a sterile desert. I much prefer a wildflower meadow teeming with wildlife.

We don't have pristine lawns. We have fields. Molehills everywhere can make mowing the grass difficult. We have wildflowers, and self sewn trees and a large pond full of fish, newts, frogs and all sorts of wildlife as well as otters, foxes, badgers, owls etc.

I don't suppose someone who spends a lot of time keeping their garden neat would like molehills everywhere. Horses for courses as they say.

 

[PeteXXX]

TTFN 👋

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.