The realisation you're getting old

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Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
I'd rather be frazzled then scattered, than left to rot 6 ft under. :okay:
 

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
There's a retired bloke I know, who looks after his must be mid 90's year old mother. His dad's grave is always well kept with fresh flowers, wiped/brushed down etc, but now it doesn't have any flowers on and is splattered with bird muck. Yesterday I asked a barman of a pub he goes in if he's seen this bloke lately. He said "Come to think of it, I haven't seen him for a month or so". :unsure:

I went in the cemetery today and noticed again that his dad's grave is as it was, apart from the bird muck isn't as obvious, but that might be due to the rain washing it away. I then decided to go and knock on his door. He didn't answer, so I looked through his window. I didn't see anything suspicious about the place. I even opened the letter box to have a sniff for signs of decaying flesh, but no, nothing to report. There wasn't any bluebottles flying around the open bedroom window either. I then knocked on his neighbour's door, intending to ask if she'd seen him, but she wasn't in. :unsure:
 

Rezillo

TwoSheds
Location
Suffolk
You get excessively annoyed about period dramas where TVs and mains radios not only switch on instantly but a TV displays a completely stable picture without any further tuning. I suppose todays directors have no experience of using equipment with valves or, judging by the picture, what a 405 line picture actually looked like.

On the up side, all those late 60s catalogues that had tv ads that showed pin sharp colour photos of the Trooping of the Colour pasted across their screens as a fake 625 line picture are now finally eclipsed by real life.
 

Gunk

Guru
Location
Oxford
You get excessively annoyed about period dramas where TVs and mains radios not only switch on instantly but a TV displays a completely stable picture without any further tuning. I suppose todays directors have no experience of using equipment with valves or, judging by the picture, what a 405 line picture actually looked like.

On the up side, all those late 60s catalogues that had tv ads that showed pin sharp colour photos of the Trooping of the Colour pasted across their screens as a fake 625 line picture are now finally eclipsed by real life.

They were the days, three channels and you had to get up off the sofa to change over to BBC 2, my parents wouldn’t allow us to watch ITV as they thought it was far too common!

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