The realisation you're getting old

[Sharky]

When I sign on at our evening 10's, have to enter my age, next of kin and contact numbers. I'm expecting before long that there will be a DNR column for ticking.

 

[Jameshow]

When I sign on at our evening 10's, have to enter my age, next of kin and contact numbers. I'm expecting before long that there will be a DNR column for ticking.

Or stop Strava before attempting CPR!

 

[Sharky]

Or stop Strava before attempting CPR!

Had I been using strava in 2008, I wonder how many KOM's I would have got when I was air lifted to hospital?

 

[BoldonLad]

Some years ago, daughter No2 was moving house. I was "volunteered" to drive the van. Daughter No 3 gave me a lift to the van pick-up garage. At this point, I was informed that they did not hire vans to over 70 year olds, so, daughter No 3 had to hire van, and drive it, whilst I had to drive the car home. Embarrassing, or what.

 

[Gwylan]

Some years ago, daughter No2 was moving house. I was "volunteered" to drive the van. Daughter No 3 gave me a lift to the van pick-up garage. At this point, I was informed that they did not hire vans to over 70 year olds, so, daughter No 3 had to hire van, and drive it, whilst I had to drive the car home. Embarrassing, or what.

I'm not allowed to drive the school minibus. But I volunteered hope that counts for something.

 

[pawl]

Some years ago, daughter No2 was moving house. I was "volunteered" to drive the van. Daughter No 3 gave me a lift to the van pick-up garage. At this point, I was informed that they did not hire vans to over 70 year olds, so, daughter No 3 had to hire van, and drive it, whilst I had to drive the car home. Embarrassing, or what.

Ageists so and sos

 

[Chris S]

I put down my wifi modem and then spent 15 minutes looking for it. I then realized that I was looking over it. I was looking for something white, I've actually had a black modem for the past few years.

 

[yello]

I was looking for something white, I've actually had a black modem for the past few years.

Yep, copy that!

I'm very good at remembering where things were, less good at remembering where they are!

 

[geocycle]

Thinking the 1980s was 20 years ago!

 

[All uphill]

Meeting a chap yesterday who seemed very serious and mature, considering early retirement, kids at University - then realising he was a new born when I was 25!

Crikey!

 

[oldwheels]

I was heading out to my car today but stopped to chat to a neighbour.
She offered to get any food shopping I needed anytime. “ just give me a call and I can get stuff from the coop for you”.

 

[robjh]

On on-line forms that require a date of birth, it's taking a long time to scroll down to the right year now

 

[Chris S]

Going to a punk gig and noticing that a significant minority of the audience are using walking aids.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm not allowed to drive the school minibus. But I volunteered hope that counts for something.

Court order a bugger after that episode eh?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Thinking the 1980s was 20 years ago!

Yeah rapidly approaching 40 years since my ‘A’ levels