Patsy, Patsy, Patsy! scans quite well.http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/mcquaid-landis-and-hamilton-are-far-from-heroes
Pat, Pat, Pat! - Out, Out, Out!
(yes i know 'Maggie' scans better)
"If Armstrong's clean, it's the greatest comeback. And if he's not, then it's the greatest fraud.
From my experience, he's not a nice guy and I've had some very difficult periods with him. And I don't believe he'll finish up having any friends in cycling
This is a great article by Robert Millar -
http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/robert-millar/the-bare-minimum