The horror of office speak

[Moose]

In my previous company there were no such things as 'problems' or 'issues', just 'challenges' and 'oppourtunities'.

One team - One Direction

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i got the "give me solutions not problems" thing the other day. next time i'll stay schtum, let the shoot hit the fan, and then tell her that as she didn't want to know there was a problem and as i had no solution…

 

[Andy]

i got the "give me solutions not problems" thing the other day. next time i'll stay schtum, let the shoot hit the fan, and then tell her that as she didn't want to know there was a problem and as i had no solution…