The dippy things men say (thread for the women)

[peanut]

Female multi-tasking is the ability to do several things at once badly

what you mean as in talking on a cellfone ,shouting at the kids, smoking a fag and driving a 4x4 at the same time

 

[Arch]

2 blokes have a disagreement = call each other tossers and move on.
2 women have a disagreement = a lifetime of festering resentment, bitching and planning revenge.

Presumably because men never argue about anything of any imortance, only football and stuff like that.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Presumably because men never argue about anything of any imortance, only football and stuff like that.

and spelling

 

[Arch]

and spelling

That's a typo, not a spelling mistake.