The Cycle Chat room 101- Put Yer Demons In Here

[rich p]

...and grammar is the old girl you visit at weekends

... and syntax is the VAT charged by a prostitute

 

[Dayvo]

I had considered replying with my list, but it can wait til everyone else is in bed and I have more time.

Procrastinators annoy me!

 

[rich p]

I had considered replying with my list, but it can wait til everyone else is in bed and I have more time.

I'm guessing that it might be quite long

 

[Noodley]

I'm guessing that it might be quite long

Possibly Room 101 had better be a large place

 

[palinurus]

Trendy house partys full of young trendy London fools listening to blur.

What trendy person would listen to blur? (or have I been left behind?, again)

 

[palinurus]

Girls who drink half-pints

PJ o'Rourke

Tidy desks

People who do obvious covers at open mic nights. Esp. No Woman, No Cry.

Or the Eagles.

Or Oasis.

Etc. Write your own stuff/ find something interesting to cover.

Major chords with doubled fifths (on a guitar). They sound shoot.

 

[red_tom]

Getting annoyed at things that aren't really worth getting annoyed about and thus missing all the really big things that are totally crap.

 

[red_tom]

What trendy person would listen to blur? (or have I been left behind?, again)

Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?

 

[rich p]

Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?

If this is about punctuation again, you're in a comma

 

[Kovu]

- Stupid, twatty chavs on the back of buses playing crap music.
- Chavs who swear in front of little kids.
- Stupid people who think they are 'hardcore' 'cause they beat up a little kid for no reason.
- General Idiots.
- People on the bus who stare at you.

And for the women on here, men who can't seem to talk to your face.

 

[marinyork]

Does talking to half your face count (as in your avatar)?

 

[Kovu]

Does talking to half your face count (as in your avatar)?

Nah, but if you met me that would be another matter .......

 

[craigwend]

The colour pink

Cheese (yes even Wensleydale)

Volvos

People who nearly stop to go round corners /bends /roundabouts

People who drive ridiculously slowly

Drivers who do not dip their full beam for you in the middle of a country road at night so you nearly crash again into the hedge

Soft rock

Operatic rock

Meatloaf (the singer)

Lazy people

People who get really wound up about grammar and punctuation and forget about the content

Cold callers

Telephone sales

Pointless government targets

Shopping at IKEA

IKEA

Windows 2007 until I get used to it

TV programmes about buying & makeovers for houses / child super nanny / getting thin / clothes makeover etc

Me being annoyed at trivia when there really are more important things

 

[Kovu]

Me being annoyed at trivia when there really are more important things

I'll add that to mine too!

 

[just jim]

I'd have to agree about people who allow their dogs to defecate everywhere. Last year the council upgraded a pedestrian link at the entrance of a lane to my girl's school.New turf laid, trees planted. It was instantly allowed to be shat upon by a dog.

It still continues.

Oh and lets not forget the ones that park across the school crossing. Much more convenient for the pie shop than actually finding a legal parking spot.

Let's see....Oh yes, them what tip the contents of their car ashtrays beside the kerb. Thanks for sharing!