The Cycle Chat room 101- Put Yer Demons In Here
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Bigtallfatbloke
New Member
LBS who lie at me and demonstate extreme incompetence at best and blatant deception at worst.
Drivers
Anything that promises much but delivers little (like computers for example)
Crappy quality goods sold at top prices
Anybody who doesnt rate Deep Purple
Opticians who try to 'sell me up' when all I need is a repeat prescription
Headwinds
Crappy guitar tone
Comedians who rely on swearing to get a laugh
Rap 'music'
People ,who just cannot accept that I just want a new stem for my bike
Grey drizzly weeks
Country & western music
Excessive plastic food packaging
Car culture Britain
Chavvy oiks
My broken wrist
Hazelnuts in Chocolate
Parsnips
The fact that beer makes me fat and depressed
That long hair is not acceptable in Britains breifcase is best culture
Cats that shoot in my garden and empty the rubbish sacks
Owners of cats that shoot in my garden and empty the rubbish sacks
Broken glass in cycle lanes
Halfords
The lack of adequate speed protection on my road where the kids get on the skool buses, but excessive protection in 'rich street' where there are no kids.
My inability to be successful
The science of bike fit
Coronation street
Jack Russell dogs who NEVER stop yapping
My neighbours Jack Russell
My neighbour
VAT on bike parts
Stress in any format
Drivers
Anything that promises much but delivers little (like computers for example)
Crappy quality goods sold at top prices
Anybody who doesnt rate Deep Purple
Opticians who try to 'sell me up' when all I need is a repeat prescription
Headwinds
Crappy guitar tone
Comedians who rely on swearing to get a laugh
Rap 'music'
People ,who just cannot accept that I just want a new stem for my bike
Grey drizzly weeks
Country & western music
Excessive plastic food packaging
Car culture Britain
Chavvy oiks
My broken wrist
Hazelnuts in Chocolate
Parsnips
The fact that beer makes me fat and depressed
That long hair is not acceptable in Britains breifcase is best culture
Cats that shoot in my garden and empty the rubbish sacks
Owners of cats that shoot in my garden and empty the rubbish sacks
Broken glass in cycle lanes
Halfords
The lack of adequate speed protection on my road where the kids get on the skool buses, but excessive protection in 'rich street' where there are no kids.
My inability to be successful
The science of bike fit
Coronation street
Jack Russell dogs who NEVER stop yapping
My neighbours Jack Russell
My neighbour
VAT on bike parts
Stress in any format
cookiemonster
Squire
- Location
- Hong Kong
dodgy said:
And what's wrong with that?
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Perpetrators of domestic violence
Drunken brawlers
too-loud hens in a naff stretch limo
People who wear tracksuits but do not exercise
People who wear tracksuits whilst travelling through airports etc
People who cannot control their children, then use the umbrella ADHD
People who cannot sit down and shut up for a 1 hour flight to Bavaria
Men trying to dance in clubs
Men who dress like women want them too - metrosexuals...?
Any popularity contest show, ex-factor, big brother.
Un-imaginative TV producers who think we want to watch the drivel they produce
People who waste emergency services time.
I could go on....!
Drunken brawlers
too-loud hens in a naff stretch limo
People who wear tracksuits but do not exercise
People who wear tracksuits whilst travelling through airports etc
People who cannot control their children, then use the umbrella ADHD
People who cannot sit down and shut up for a 1 hour flight to Bavaria
Men trying to dance in clubs
Men who dress like women want them too - metrosexuals...?
Any popularity contest show, ex-factor, big brother.
Un-imaginative TV producers who think we want to watch the drivel they produce
People who waste emergency services time.
I could go on....!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
People talking FAR too loudly on their mobile phones and gesticulating wildly, oblivious to their surroundings.
Smokers waiting for a bus or train taking a big final drag on their fag before getting on said vehicle, and exhaling inside.
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Smokers waiting for a bus or train taking a big final drag on their fag before getting on said vehicle, and exhaling inside.
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Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
Misuse of apostrophes.
It's all about grammar really!!
It's all about grammar really!!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Cathryn said:
Shouldn't there be a comma HERE?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Cathryn said:
That's punctuation, anyway!
People who call themselves your friend but only ever get in contact when their life turns to shoot, so you can bail them out.
Marketeers who lurk on the aisle ends in supermarkets and bounce on you when you turn the corner. "Do you use gas or electricity?" - Moron!
Anyone who doesn't control their dog and clear up after it.
Anyone who doesn't control their child and clear up after it.
Overpaid scum who drive a business to collapse by betting on the share price falling and then spreading false rumours to make sure it does. (Why is this not illegal?)
Motorcyclists who pass to close when you're riding your bike - surely of anyone they would appreciate the vunerability of someone not wearing a car.
Daddy Long Legs - where have they all got to this year?
Toffee coins in Quality Street
Christmas
Marketeers who lurk on the aisle ends in supermarkets and bounce on you when you turn the corner. "Do you use gas or electricity?" - Moron!
Anyone who doesn't control their dog and clear up after it.
Anyone who doesn't control their child and clear up after it.
Overpaid scum who drive a business to collapse by betting on the share price falling and then spreading false rumours to make sure it does. (Why is this not illegal?)
Motorcyclists who pass to close when you're riding your bike - surely of anyone they would appreciate the vunerability of someone not wearing a car.
Daddy Long Legs - where have they all got to this year?
Toffee coins in Quality Street
Christmas
mr Mag00
rising member
- Location
- Deepest Dorset
is there a drawer big enough for my work ?
Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
Dayvo said:Shouldn't there be a comma HERE?
That's a good point. What's the difference between grammar and punctuation anyway?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Cathryn said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuation
