The Cycle Chat room 101- Put Yer Demons In Here

[Over The Hill]

1. BMW drivers
2. Err..... no I think that is about it.



I think I must have a lower expectation of others. I would recommend it! Saves you getting too worked up about the little things in life.

BMW drivers seem to slip through the net as they seem to fall below my minimal expectations of people.
Do people drive like a real tosser when you get a BMW or do only tossers buy BMWs?

 

[Over The Hill]

Here's a good one. Those flaming Lush shops that stink the surrounding thousand square feet out so that you are left feeling as if you've just been assaulted.

YES!

Why do you want "Fresh and Handmade" cosmetics?

Fresh means it it will go off.
How can it be handmade? Bung it in big pot, stir, pour in small pots, put a £5 sticker on it.

 

[Maz]

9. The look of mushrooms.
10. The taste of mushrooms.
11. The smell of mushrooms.
12. The texture of mushrooms.
13. The thought of mushrooms.

I might be wrong here, but I get the feeling you're not too keen on mushrooms.

 

[marinyork]

Can I put Virgin Media into the room?

The mushroom one is interesting. I'm not particularly keen on mushrooms but the odd one is all right on pizzas etc. I think reality should be changed so at one time someone can only experience - see, taste, smell - two slices of mushroom and that should do.

 

[Maz]

Can I put Virgin Media into the room?

Never having had any experience of them, what grief have they given you, marinyork?

 

[dan_bo]

People who whistle

My mates dad-nolongerwithusgawdbless'im- used to have a plate in his head. He used to go spare if you whistled near him 'cos he reckoned it made his plate vibrate!


how we laughed as he chucked his slippers at us.

 

[wafflycat]

1. BSOs
2. Inconsiderate road users of any type.
3. Particularly inconsiderate road users in motorised transport...
4. Cyclists who jump red lights, cycle without lights on when lights are needed etc.,
5. Peds who are oblivious to what is going on around them as they've got their MP3 players on or their mobile phone glued to their ears who then step out into roads without checking to see if there's anything coming
6. Dog owners who do not control their mutts in public places and who do not clean up when their dog has fouled the footpath/cycletrack etc
7. Selfish twunts who live nextdoor and play music so loud that it makes life utterly unpleasant
8. Smokers
9. Folk who assume all 'youth of today' are thugs and druggies who don't give a stuff about anything and only exist to mug others
10. James Naughtie
11. Jonathan Woss (his ego is just too big these days)
12. Gordon Brown
13. Hazel Blears.. hang on.. just make that the entire NuLabour front bench
14. Nick Clegg
15. Anne Widdecombe
16. George Bush and pretty much the entire Republican party
17. Putin, AhMyDinnerJacket, Mugabe, Chinese government, North Korean government, etc., who have appalling human rights records & threaten nuclear/biological etc armaggedon
18. Religious nut jobs who take what is written in the bible or any other religious tome literally without properly engaging their brains.
19. Religious nut jobs of any persuasion who use their religion as a stick to beat others with.

But kittens are good. And a nice cup of tea can be solve any problem, along with copious use of bungee cords, cable ties and duck tape.

 

[marinyork]

1. BSOs
2. Inconsiderate road users of any type.
3. Particularly inconsiderate road users in motorised transport...
4. Cyclists who jump red lights, cycle without lights on when lights are needed etc.,
5. Peds who are oblivious to what is going on around them as they've got their MP3 players on or their mobile phone glued to their ears who then step out into roads without checking to see if there's anything coming
6. Dog owners who do not control their mutts in public places and who do not clean up when their dog has fouled the footpath/cycletrack etc
7. Selfish twunts who live nextdoor and play music so loud that it makes life utterly unpleasant
8. Smokers
9. Folk who assume all 'youth of today' are thugs and druggies who don't give a stuff about anything and only exist to mug others
10. James Naughtie
11. Jonathan Woss (his ego is just too big these days)
12. Gordon Brown
13. Hazel Blears.. hang on.. just make that the entire NuLabour front bench
14. Nick Clegg
15. Anne Widdecombe
16. George Bush and pretty much the entire Republican party
17. Putin, AhMyDinnerJacket, Mugabe, Chinese government, North Korean government, etc., who have appalling human rights records & threaten nuclear/biological etc armaggedon
18. Religious nut jobs who take what is written in the bible or any other religious tome literally without properly engaging their brains.
19. Religious nut jobs of any persuasion who use their religion as a stick to beat others with.

But kittens are good. And a nice cup of tea can be solve any problem, along with copious use of bungee cords, cable ties and duck tape.

In a hypothetical thread you've just been made Prime Minister earlier today! Keep up the good work!

 

[dan_bo]

My stepdaughter (student) has just been refused a job at subway because...............get this................






she has no experience in sandwich artistry.
so nobs go in the bin as well.

 

[marinyork]

Never having had any experience of them, what grief have they given you, marinyork?

Well it's more a ranty bit of fun. I'm getting generally cheesed off with them.

Some of the things I dislike about them are:- Phorm, Traffic Management, generally being dishonest about their net products, that phase where a bit of tech support was moved out to India, promising a lot of things that never appear etc.

 

[4F]

telephone queuing systems
call centres
overseas call centres
on hold music
stupid ring tones

 

[wafflycat]

In a hypothetical thread you've just been made Prime Minister earlier today! Keep up the good work!

I thang yew! I could think of lots more... really.. I'd barely got started

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Trendy house partys full of young trendy London fools listening to blur.

Blur. Trendy?

Keep up Grandad.

 

[lycradodger]

1 Use of texting phrases like "lol" in non-text communications.
2 Use of texting phrases like "lol" in text messages.

gt of yr rs's n typ it al u lzy twts lol

 

[dodgy]

People who write their forum postings in colours other than the default.

Dave.