You will move to Scotland!! Take a leaf out of the book of native Scots like @BILL S and my wife and move to where the weather is better
I was trying to redress the export balance. Ok, whilst the weather can be a little challenging here in the West, the cycling is just staggering. I have two Glens on my doorstep, Fruin and Douglas (hardly see a car) and less than an hour away from Rest and be thankful, Loch Katrine, Aberfoyle, Invuraray and The Trossachs - all stunning. I suppose the other thing is that with the weather being a little changeable, when it is good, it's great..
..and on that bombshell.. I won't be with you at 5pm tomorrow comrade.. if I'm back, I'll vandalise the road for you.