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Bobby Mhor

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I'll let you off this time. However, a note will be required next time saying why...
They don't seem to think much about the gardens when they're building new houses. Almost as though they'd forgot their plans included them. Result being a garden that can just about grow the grass for a lawn.
Aye, indoors/inside as the cold snap due to hit wouldn't be very good for whatever you'd be growing this year.
Trying to get downstairs? What's stopping you, you've only a set of stairs to go down! Another one?
Do you like what you've seen of the cake?
Cake was a Costco special....man, it was good.

They had to come back do a drainage job on it,
the houses to the back were being built so I 'suggested' they ran a main drainage pipe along the fence line, a: that stopped water running off into ours b; it drained most of the area down the the road, used the two slopes, sorted. Obviously we got the call from their office about this proposal and I got some rambling bloke reading off a script, I said ask them who suggested putting this drain in?
Oh boy..
I was to remove the grass but someone wants a years reprieve so Toodles can run around..
Owdo
Wash yer hands...
Don't overdo the partying...
There'll be another one soon...
Enjoy yerssen!

Maccy's have given me the offer of a cheap Mac and chips as it's my half birthday, whit?
 

classic33

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Cake was a Costco special....man, it was good.

They had to come back do a drainage job on it,
the houses to the back were being built so I 'suggested' they ran a main drainage pipe along the fence line, a: that stopped water running off into ours b; it drained most of the area down the the road, used the two slopes, sorted. Obviously we got the call from their office about this proposal and I got some rambling bloke reading off a script, I said ask them who suggested putting this drain in?
Oh boy..
I was to remove the grass but someone wants a years reprieve so Toodles can run around..


Maccy's have given me the offer of a cheap Mac and chips as it's my half birthday, whit?
Did they leave much for you, or were you on orders to look but not touch. Lousy orders where there's cake involved.

Sounds reasonable, and a cheap way of doing it.
Did you hear from that bloke again, and did he end up in someone's garden.
You've still got grass cutting duties for a while yet then. You'll be able to keep up with Toodle outside...

Half birthday, how'd they work that out!
 

Bobby Mhor

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Did they leave much for you, or were you on orders to look but not touch. Lousy orders where there's cake involved.

Sounds reasonable, and a cheap way of doing it.
Did you hear from that bloke again, and did he end up in someone's garden.
You've still got grass cutting duties for a while yet then. You'll be able to keep up with Toodle outside...

Half birthday, how'd they work that out!

It was a mahoosive big cake.....

Garden okay.. doesn't 'float'.
I'll try remember to dig out the back garden when we moved in...

In other news, I got a warning on another forum for
wait for it..
Trying to outwit the swearword filter....
Now I am tainted with a non-takeawayable black mark and warned to my future conduct...
I'm taking it as an honour....
 

classic33

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It was a mahoosive big cake.....

Garden okay.. doesn't 'float'.
I'll try remember to dig out the back garden when we moved in...

In other news, I got a warning on another forum for
wait for it..
Trying to outwit the swearword filter....
Now I am tainted with a non-takeawayable black mark and warned to my future conduct...
I'm taking it as an honour....
You leave any for later consumption?

Trying to outwit? You never managed to outwit it, thereby proving the human brain is superior.
This unremovable black mark, can you not whitewash it over. Maybe your painter left some white paint for you.
I dunno, where will you be pinning the badge?
 

Bobby Mhor

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You leave any for later consumption?

Trying to outwit? You never managed to outwit it, thereby proving the human brain is superior.
This unremovable black mark, can you not whitewash it over. Maybe your painter left some white paint for you.
I dunno, where will you be pinning the badge?

Cake is all gone with the birthday girl....
hopefully not to DUB where she has just landed..
hope I don't have to bail her out:laugh:

Could have been lucky they could have booted me off..
now up to two forums warning me about language:laugh:
No swearies were involved as well:ohmy:
 

classic33

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Cake is all gone with the birthday girl....
hopefully not to DUB where she has just landed..
hope I don't have to bail her out:laugh:

Could have been lucky they could have booted me off..
now up to two forums warning me about language:laugh:
No swearies were involved as well:ohmy:
She took the cake with her!
That's taking having yer cake and eating it to another level.
You were following her plane?
She'll be fine, aside from being a cake smuggler.

Are they using English English or US English on the site. The second throws up all sorts of problems.
Never had you down as a fowl language user. I dunno...
Not using local, to you, dialect were you?
 

Bobby Mhor

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Owdo
Stay in, by the fireside...
Coffee, freshly ground?

Of course,
Radiator more like.

She took the cake with her!
That's taking having yer cake and eating it to another level.
You were following her plane?
She'll be fine, aside from being a cake smuggler.

Are they using English English or US English on the site. The second throws up all sorts of problems.
Never had you down as a fowl language user. I dunno...
Not using local, to you, dialect were you?

One was a national language but not foreign..
The other word is more of a derogatory term although Atilla liked it :ohmy:
I can swear but very rarely..
A wee tour of Fife earlier..
we headed left, it should have been right:laugh:
so home earlier

We do HAVE the rest of the cake here..
Beag hasn't found out yet...

I've had enough for today, it'll spike my sugar levels..
I was asked to knock up a working forum for someone recently,
it weird being back in the workings again and seeing what addons are now available,
lets say i wouldn't put any personal details in anything.
You never could anyway as everything is backed up but it is hellish to find stuff but it can be done, anyhow I passed on the job to someone more capable, I have forgotten most things :laugh:
It's been that long...
I've been using windows CMD lately...and I still have hair:laugh:
 

classic33

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Of course,
Radiator more like.

One was a national language but not foreign..
The other word is more of a derogatory term although Atilla liked it :ohmy:
I can swear but very rarely..
A wee tour of Fife earlier..
we headed left, it should have been right:laugh:
so home earlier

We do HAVE the rest of the cake here..
Beag hasn't found out yet...

I've had enough for today, it'll spike my sugar levels..
I was asked to knock up a working forum for someone recently,
it weird being back in the workings again and seeing what addons are now available,
lets say i wouldn't put any personal details in anything.
You never could anyway as everything is backed up but it is hellish to find stuff but it can be done, anyhow I passed on the job to someone more capable, I have forgotten most things :laugh:
It's been that long...
I've been using windows CMD lately...and I still have hair:laugh:
Thought as much
No coming home to a real fire anymore!

Wouldn't Scottish count as a national language?
I dunno...
Would that be Attila the Nun?
Learnt on the job I presume from someone who told you what you'd look like if you fell?
Were you the navigator?

Don't tell him Pike!

Are they a result of getting home early?
A look behind the curtain, again. Only this time you saw summat you didn't like.
What's the going rate for settling one up from scratch, before passing it over?
The privacy part, were that down to what they wanted or limits on the software.
At least you knew enough to know it were beyond yer capabilities, hair left on yer head.
I've a copy of 3.1 if you fancy going back in time.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Thought as much
No coming home to a real fire anymore!

Wouldn't Scottish count as a national language?
I dunno...
Would that be Attila the Nun?
Learnt on the job I presume from someone who told you what you'd look like if you fell?
Were you the navigator?

Don't tell him Pike!

Are they a result of getting home early?
A look behind the curtain, again. Only this time you saw summat you didn't like.
What's the going rate for settling one up from scratch, before passing it over?
The privacy part, were that down to what they wanted or limits on the software.
At least you knew enough to know it were beyond yer capabilities, hair left on yer head.
I've a copy of 3.1 if you fancy going back in time.

I'll stick with 11..
someone just complicated a plugin..
previous you copied and pasted three files into a folder,
edited one to put a line of info in (copy and paste job)
Now it's all over the place..oh well.

I have compiled and get a couple going over the years..
had a couple just to experiment with on some webspace i once had...
looking at plugins etc.
Once I stopped website stuff, it all got dumped..
that was years ago...

Log time
 

classic33

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I'll stick with 11..
someone just complicated a plugin..
previous you copied and pasted three files into a folder,
edited one to put a line of info in (copy and paste job)
Now it's all over the place..oh well.

I have compiled and get a couple going over the years..
had a couple just to experiment with on some webspace i once had...
looking at plugins etc.
Once I stopped website stuff, it all got dumped..
that was years ago...

Log time
The offer were just in case you felt like having a trip down Memory Lane.

If it stayed the same there'd be no money in it, for anyone selling. It'd be free, and that's not a done thing these days.
Did you charge for your time, sanity or hair loss.

Chocolate, sleeping like one, paperwork?
 

classic33

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Owdo
And we can't slow down that journey, much as we might like to. We can but hope that we take the correct road and the wind will be at our back.
There's a good chance of this week being very mundane.
 

Bobby Mhor

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The offer were just in case you felt like having a trip down Memory Lane.

If it stayed the same there'd be no money in it, for anyone selling. It'd be free, and that's not a done thing these days.
Did you charge for your time, sanity or hair loss.

Chocolate, sleeping like one, paperwork?

Nah, I don't look back on the past:santa:
I'm assured Toodles is on turbo power this morning and is on her way to wreak havoc at the Towers....
I have garden stuff to do but first..
:cuppa:

Nope, did it all for a national fishing organisation I was involved in.
Present website is cack TBH..
Funnily after that I got asked to do one for the golf club I was a member...
I spent ages looking at other websites and got the best parts and put them altogether..
best part was the very early use of a drone to do flyovers of each hole, I knew someone who was(still is) pro camera bloke
they put up a wordpress special knocked up by treasurers nephew and gave him a summer membership package..
I said okay and said gimme your internet details..
jaws all hit the floor as i showed what they could have had...
I headed into the bar and got called back in..
No, you had your chance and walked out.
Best thing is I was going to pay the hosting upfront for two years for them (they knew that beforehand)...
lesson learned and just chucked doing it all together although I do have a wordpress blog:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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