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classic33

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Yo ho ho..

no more of that..
thinking about it, that was a long long time ago..

Presents ? the females were the worst..
I wasn't ready for that lot...
chapel pensioners group too.

Drivers would probably be too grumpy about it all today...
Aah, dressed as a pirate. One who'd run out of rum...

Had to be a while ago. You're keeping an eye on their kids now.
Why not one last time. Go out in a way they'll never forget.

They never asked for presents from Santa! Were it invites that were offered by the women.
Maybe making up for living the good life, you never know.

Newspaper frontpage headline, "Santa injured in road rage incident". Wonder how they'd explain that to their kids.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Have you or they got the date mixed up/wrong.
I'd have sent a text message.
They don't do the test thing anymore apparently
Aah, dressed as a pirate. One who'd run out of rum...

Had to be a while ago. You're keeping an eye on their kids now.
Why not one last time. Go out in a way they'll never forget.

They never asked for presents from Santa! Were it invites that were offered by the women.
Maybe making up for living the good life, you never know.

Newspaper frontpage headline, "Santa injured in road rage incident". Wonder how they'd explain that to their kids.
Plenty of rum, me hearty...
Gladly it was the auld wifies :laugh:

Oh, yearly check ups at Dentists now......
 

classic33

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They don't do the test thing anymore apparently

Plenty of rum, me hearty...
Gladly it was the auld wifies :laugh:

Oh, yearly check ups at Dentists now......
So if you, or they, get the date mixed up, it's your fault?

Pirate Santa. Costume would be interesting
Wouldn't have survived if they'd been younger, faster on their feet.

Make a note in yer diary for this date next year. It be a Wednesday next year.
Wallet survived intact.
 

Bobby Mhor

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So if you, or they, get the date mixed up, it's your fault?

Pirate Santa. Costume would be interesting
Wouldn't have survived if they'd been younger, faster on their feet.

Make a note in yer diary for this date next year. It be a Wednesday next year.
Wallet survived intact.

Xmas pressies for the young 'uns have hit the wallet hard..
adults get a token gesture...
It's all about the wee yins....
Funnily same date, different year..
no wallet extraction and all had gone swimmingly..
harbinger of doom...
 

classic33

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Xmas pressies for the young 'uns have hit the wallet hard..
adults get a token gesture...
It's all about the wee yins....
Funnily same date, different year..
no wallet extraction and all had gone swimmingly..
harbinger of doom...
They get more expensive every year.
Over 18, don't expect anything and unless you want to, no need to buy anything for anyone over 18. Too many expecting something off everyone else. So we came up with that "rule" for buying presents. We'd tried the maximum spend thing, but didn't seem to work.
Next year?
They did something for nothing! They must have made a mistake surely.
You mean they'll realise their error and charge you more...
 

Bobby Mhor

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They get more expensive every year.
Over 18, don't expect anything and unless you want to, no need to buy anything for anyone over 18. Too many expecting something off everyone else. So we came up with that "rule" for buying presents. We'd tried the maximum spend thing, but didn't seem to work.
Next year?
They did something for nothing! They must have made a mistake surely.
You mean they'll realise their error and charge you more...

More the little present just to say 'merry xmas' to the big 'uns...
we are a relatively small circle...

Busy Bob today..
must go..
 

classic33

Leg End Member
G'day :hello:
Bright, nip in the air start to the day at the Towers...
Owdo
Clear, dry start to the day, down these parts.
 

classic33

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More the little present just to say 'merry xmas' to the big 'uns...
we are a relatively small circle...

Busy Bob today..
must go..
It were some of the big 'uns that were expecting presents. One or two would even give a list of what they wanted. At one stage it were 30+ we'd end up buying for.

Busy doing nothing, nothing the whole day through...
Hide somewhere! Failing that, take it steady.
 

Bobby Mhor

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Clear, dry start to the day, down these parts.
Been dry here today...
It were some of the big 'uns that were expecting presents. One or two would even give a list of what they wanted. At one stage it were 30+ we'd end up buying for.

Busy doing nothing, nothing the whole day through...
Hide somewhere! Failing that, take it steady.
We'll see after xmas day who to bin out the family :laugh:
Start charging for granda duties...
no family discount either...
family visitors so busy day socialising..
about to get settled and enjoy the evening..
maybe a tincture or two...
after eating what was left from lunch:laugh:
 

classic33

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Been dry here today...

We'll see after xmas day who to bin out the family :laugh:
Start charging for granda duties...
no family discount either...
family visitors so busy day socialising..
about to get settled and enjoy the evening..
maybe a tincture or two...
after eating what was left from lunch:laugh:
It'll be a cold few nights now.

Going on who got you what?
You're not charging already! Payable in cold hard cans/bottles, possibly chocolate...
You're a grandad to other kids kids. Could be tricky getting payment for them.
Sat down, with very little time to actually do anything. Feet up, telly on...
If you've got owt left from lunch you didn't eat enough. Enjoy what's left.
 

Bobby Mhor

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It'll be a cold few nights now.

Going on who got you what?
You're not charging already! Payable in cold hard cans/bottles, possibly chocolate...
You're a grandad to other kids kids. Could be tricky getting payment for them.
Sat down, with very little time to actually do anything. Feet up, telly on...
If you've got owt left from lunch you didn't eat enough. Enjoy what's left.

Hard cash only accepted....
50s only, all money to be rounded UP to the next note, no change given :eek:
I might bill them for the cost of bringing them up.....with added interest for the in between years debt...
tell them after I get my xmas pressies..
you have to be mercenary..



I wouldn't do the above..
but would be a good wind up.....
Alice calls....
 

classic33

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Hard cash only accepted....
50s only, all money to be rounded UP to the next note, no change given :eek:
I might bill them for the cost of bringing them up.....with added interest for the in between years debt...
tell them after I get my xmas pressies..
you have to be mercenary..



I wouldn't do the above..
but would be a good wind up.....
Alice calls....
Hard cash? Frozen asset's acceptable?
Just make certain they don't soak their assets first.
Not willing to accept £100 notes, any particular reasons behind this.
How high will the interest rate be, or have you not decided yet.
Hit them when their guard is down.

You absolutely certain.
Maybe Alice is aware you're eyeballing her. Be careful...
 
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