Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Just drinking a cup of green
OwdoG'day![]()
Happy Valentine's day (to you girls)😍
Early to bed, early to rise
that makes a man wealthy and wise...
nah, don't believe it..
You never tried it on the bath taps?I used to be a tap dancer....
got fed up falling into the sink...
after that Dad joke, I'll get my coat.
It'll cost money, no doubt..
Just drinking a cup of green
You never tried it on the bath taps?
Ay, be as good as yer joke were bad.
Just don't tell them jokes about being a tap dancer, they might extract payment whilst they have you out/under.
Was this before or after the extraction?Maccy D's Cafe for me just now..
after my Twinings Everyday earlier...
Always good to hearI won't SINK to the tap joke again...
wallet extraction done....
Was this before or after the extraction?
Always good to hear
Were it painful, or did they numb the area first?
That were the extraction I meant.The only extraction was monetary...
It was other work..
Cafe? apre le dentist...
That were the extraction I meant.
You were brave then!
Did they give you a sugar free lolly for it.
OwdoG'day![]()
This early to bed, wealthy thing is a scam, just have along lie if possible....
Natural or refined, do you know.Apparently there is a link now to some sugars for Alzheimer's.
I have cut back on my sugar but I am eating more fruit
Owdo
Bit late to be finding that bit out. Probably worked when you were younger though.
Natural or refined, do you know.
Yer fructose levels will have shot up then.
You can't really win on that one. Even yer "five a day" is now suspect.
Sounds like a plan.My five a day?
Simples, I'll have four tins of cider and one lager to balance it all out, next day I'll reverse it, sorted![]()
Sounds like a plan.
How long do you feel you'd be able to stick to it?