Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
I even know what he had for lunch!!
..... Even though I've never been to the Hartz Mountains.
..... Even though I've never been to the Hartz Mountains.
Tea? (Part 2)
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Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
Yes when we were at the brickworks we met a hedgehog a real live one. They look for places to release them if they are ok, my mummy was told she could have one with 3 legs or blind or brain damaged only in her garden as she has wall all around it, I could have a whole one cos I only have hedges
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
What is the short cut to decapitate the lady wot is talking to me from inside the puter?
I have muted her for now, but she will drive me round the bend.
Why have you trapped a lady in the pooter? What is she saying? Let me out let me out? Was she a Bird Day Present?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
She is sumfing called a Narrator. Remember this is Windows 8. I think if you press a combination of keys ie Control and something, she pops up to drive you
and she carries on talking while you try to get rid of her or strangle her.She keeps saying "window open CycleChat page eleventy thousand and three", but I can type faster than she can speak.
Then I did find an ickle box at the bottom of the screen to shut her up. I have a large bandage on the lickle finger of my left hand, so it is hitting the wrong keys.
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
She is sumfing called a Narrator. Remember this is Windows 8. I think if you press a combination of keys ie Control and something, she pops up to drive you
She keeps saying "window open", but I can type faster than she can speak.
Then I did find an ickle box at the bottom of the screen to shut her up. I have a large bandage on the lickle finger of my left hand, so it is hitting the wrong keys.
Oooh I would not be liking that at all, a client has his pooter read him stuff as he is dyslexic, when I do the work stuff on his pooter I do hate the man what talks to you and won't shut up.
What did you do to get a large bandage for an ouch on your finger?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I was stirring the contents of the compost bin yesterday. I put too much force into one of the stirs, and my ickle finger made heavy contact with the top edge of the compost bin. I have a nasty cut (sort of horizontal) on my pinger. So I have a bandage and a wodge of that sticky tape around it.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
When I used to help someone with a talking puter, many decades ago, the puter only said things once. It did not keep repeating itself endlessly.
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Ooh, ouch.
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
Ouch I don't do the compost bin at all not even put stuff in there, I have a bucket for compost and then Mr P does the bucket into it, I am not sure we would be allowed to stir our compost they are alive with writhing horrible slow worms.
Do Wols eat slow worms is that what you were stirring it to find?
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Adam Hills was very funny 
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
Frood42
I know where my towel is
- Location
- Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am fine thank you TVC. I won a small box of ever so lovely chocs in a raffle today, so they are considerably helping with my recovery. 
I like composting. The worms do all the work along with earwigs, and spiders, and other creepily crawlers. I just put the garden rubbish, shredded paper, and torn up cardboard in there, and after a fair amount of stirring, compost is available at the bottom of the heap.
I like composting. The worms do all the work along with earwigs, and spiders, and other creepily crawlers. I just put the garden rubbish, shredded paper, and torn up cardboard in there, and after a fair amount of stirring, compost is available at the bottom of the heap.
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