Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
- Location
- Hamble, Southampton
Anywhere else in the garden was acceptable I assume.
Yes Mr P picks up enough dog poo he probably will not notice an errant human one

Anywhere else in the garden was acceptable I assume.
No, no, no, no, no!
I've had three careers....
Oh the glamourOne of my chores when I garden for my mother is to pick up all the doggie deposits that the kind burghers of Barnet fail to pick up from their mangy mongrels. I hate it. I have a special shovel that is kept round the back of the garden shed. I'd hate to get a toxicology report on that shovel![]()
I now have 5 pairs of bamboo stripey socks.