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- West Somerset
Kneel in mudI will let you know when my knees go brown
Kneel in mudI will let you know when my knees go brown
ShockingI've now got to clean the bike and get the oil can out....I think it's a month since I've done any fettling on it.
Not so keen on cutting the heads off Unicorns.
But then wouldn't you get the 'bum end' sticking out of the wall?Don't think of it as cutting the head off, just think of it as the unicorn not quite stopping in time when it saw the wall.
But then wouldn't you get the 'bum end' sticking out of the wall?
When I was in London I put a 5" diameter hole in the wall, between the bathroom and the underneath of the bed, for the cats to get through to use the littler tray if the bathroom door was shut. A few people, while using the toilet, screamed when they looked up and saw half a cat in the wall. The cat's fur covered up the edges of the hole.That could quite a good joke in a house! Head one side of a wall, back end the other.
If the back end was in the bathroom, you could hang towels on it, like Rabbit did on Pooh's legs when he got stuck in Rabbit's hole.
On other news, with only a couple of portions left in my tin, and one 500g pack in the cupboard, I felt my spaghetti stock was getting dangerously low, so I popped into Morrisons on the way home for a quiche for tea and some more pasta, as theirs is cheaper than Sainsburys. It's gone down to 19p for a 500g pack!
I bought 5. That'll last a week or two.
The price drop almost makes up for the 1p they've added onto Sainsburys instant noodles. 15p a pack now!