Context: Van driver has pulled aside at side road to let oncoming car pass. I am cycling a little way behind the car. Van pulls out in my direction. Road is quite narrow, parked cars mean it really is only single file traffic. In consequence, I nearly put a scratch down parked car's side as I avoid aforementioned van.
Additional information: I live in the corner house next to side road where van driver had pulled in. Thus car that nearly got scratched was that of friendly neighbour.
Conclusion: Don't call dickhead van driver a dickhead outside one's own house. This avoids the need to insert an additional local circuit to ascertain whether said dickhead van driver has 1) heard one's assertion that he is a dickhead van driver, 2) upon reflection on dickhead-like behaviour, taken umbrage at being called a dickhead and 3) decided to act as said dickhead accordingly.
Fortunately, dickhead van driver was either deaf or remorseful, or just couldn't be arsed. But still, I'm 42, for pity's sake, will I EVER learn?