ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Drove to work as I had to go somewhere with the car later. Left work to drive to this meeting, and was waiting for a gap in the 'comfort' traffic*. Once a gap appeared I joined the 'comforts' and drove to my local town. Just after leaving the village I could clearly see 3/4 mile of nose to tail traffic in front going to the coast, so I thought, "No point trying to get past, might as well settle back and enjoy the (10 minute) drive to town - can't be arsed with sitting staring at the boot of the car in front"
I left a good 3-4 second gap to the 3/4 mile long line of vehicles in front of me and drove merrily along.
Sure enough, bloke in 'sporty' white hatchback tailgates me, then as soon as he could, overtook me to go and do what? Yep. Sit on the boot lid of the last car in the queue, not able to get past because of oncoming traffic. Gave me a massive laugh all the way to town when he was just in front of me 8 miles down the road, brake, brake, braking behind the car he was now tailgating.... Why people are in such a rush to get to the back of such an obvious queue of traffic is beyond me.
* 'Comforts' are people from West Yorkshire that drive to the coast every weekend spring/summer clogging the roads up, and when asked if they're local they reply they've just 'Come for t'day' -ie 'Comforts'
I left a good 3-4 second gap to the 3/4 mile long line of vehicles in front of me and drove merrily along.
Sure enough, bloke in 'sporty' white hatchback tailgates me, then as soon as he could, overtook me to go and do what? Yep. Sit on the boot lid of the last car in the queue, not able to get past because of oncoming traffic. Gave me a massive laugh all the way to town when he was just in front of me 8 miles down the road, brake, brake, braking behind the car he was now tailgating.... Why people are in such a rush to get to the back of such an obvious queue of traffic is beyond me.
* 'Comforts' are people from West Yorkshire that drive to the coast every weekend spring/summer clogging the roads up, and when asked if they're local they reply they've just 'Come for t'day' -ie 'Comforts'