I was all fun and games this morning.
Going past Bentley Golf course I spied a fast racing snake ahead so I saw if I could catch him, I slowly reeled him in, going past the Mcdonalds Farm T junction a dick head of a cyclist pulled out right in front of me as a car was overtaking me, complete bell end. I overtook him and gave him a dirty look. Then I shot past 2 club mates waiting by the side of the road for the bell-end who just pulled out in front of me.
Only good thing that came out of it was I got a 5th overall on the 0.9 mile Strava section due to me being so peed off, looks dodgy on Strava as my heart rate monitor is playing up and shows a heart rate of 71bpm.
I caught up to the racing snake just as I turned off.
I went down Harold Hill and entered the roundabout at speed, I spotted a fast moving moving merc coming into the roundabout from the left, I got the impression he was not going to stop , so screamed at him, sure enough he had not seen me, but he bloody heard me and skidded to a stop halfway into the roundabout missing me by a foot.
Then at the A12 lights, who turns up beside me but the van with dick head who gave me abuse on Friday, ( I took a strong position through a pinchpoint, he was so determined to overtake he did not spot the bollard and nearly went into it, then he tried to tell me I should be riding in the gutter ) there were 3 in the cab so I just gave him a smile, he studiously ignored me.