But you will need a passport to enter our enclave. And it will have to be a Blue UK one, not one of those Frenchified maroon offerings. And you will have to have had both doses of vaccine, and returned 5 negative tests in the last 3 days. Also you will have to provide evidence that you have enough funds to sustain you during your stay.
You will not be allowed to bring in any fresh or processed food in the form of sandwiches, fruit, sweets or drinks of any sort. You may apply for an exemption to Article Border Control 23, para 3 sub section 6, but this will have to be made on the correct application form which is available via a download link at Keepthemsouthernersout.co.uk for a modest fee of £15 to cover admin costs. Please present your application form completed in Quink black ink written with a Parker Cross Calais fountain pen and the application fee of £215 on arrival. Please allow 5 working days for your appliction to be processed.
Your mode of transport will be subject to inspection to ensure that it meets all local roadworthiness and pothole managing standards. Details of application forms relating to your chosen mode of transport are also included on the website along with a list of appropriate fees, which must be paid in advance and are non refundable. We do accept all major credit cards(except American Express) as well as Paypal and Bank transfer.
We look forward to seeing you and hope you have a nice stay.