Professor of Marmalade Studies....

[Hilldodger]

I will be the toast of society

 

[beanzontoast]

I find this thread jarring.

 

[jpembroke]

Just so long as you can earn yourself a decent crust....

 

[ufkacbln]

Reminds me of the slightly religious jam maker in Cardiff....

Evans Preservers!

Or (slightly OT) his ceramic manufacturing cousin Hugh Rinal

 

[Hilldodger]

Reminds me of the slightly religious jam maker in Cardiff....

Jam? Jam! Jam is for common people!

 

[tdr1nka]

Hilldodger, what with your other commitments are you sure you won't be spreading yourself too thin?

 

[Hilldodger]

I will be cutting it a little fine.....

 

[Aperitif]

I will be cutting it a little fine.....

You'll Keiller self...

 

[peanut]

I just think you're spreading this a bit thin

 

[Speicher]

Duerrs all think he'd really do that?

 

[just jim]

It hartley matters.

ahem...

 

[just jim]

Always blowing your own crumpet!

 

[Maz]

Jammy Get!

JammyDodger more like....

 

[mickle]

I know the wages aren't great in the cycle industry but i don't think you should take this new job just for the bread. You will have more time on your hands though since most of the time you'll just be loafing about. If you are bored of the daily (g)rind and after a new career perhaps you curd become a seville engineer. If you are interested, my local barber has a position available for someone to apply hair products to people between the ages of 12 and 20.

Ok, sorry. I'll pith off now.

 

[Keith Oates]

You could also try the Lime(light) for a variation of taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!