Professor of Marmalade Studies....

[Aperitif]

...and what part does Albert Ross play in all this? Is it his wedge? Is it because he's always chipper? Beware - putter wouldn't melt in his mouth. As for his car - well, after all that effort he has a driver but nothing else to chauffeur it.

Too swish for words - that's my opiniron

 

[Dayvo]

After all these excrutiatingly bad puns, I think a very loud FORE is required!