Post a lie about the poster above.

[Milzy]

Rocky knows that's quite a mouthful, oh dear we're back on sausages again.

Stephec is having a J Arthur.

 

[Andy_R]

Exbrit knows that Camila is actually a horse. That King Charles though:

He's a dog through and through,
He's a King Charles Spaniel,
Big whoopdeedoo! 😆

#off topic# I have a good friend who is a vet...He said when they announced that Charles would be taking the Regal name Charles the 3rd, they couldn't get the "King Charles Spaniel" out of their minds.

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy has a Japanese tosa/pit bull cross called Cerberus.

 

[Rocky]

Roger once crossed a sheepdog with a jelly. He got the collie wobbles.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky refers to his sons as Park n Meter.

His partner prefers to call them Mark and Peter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU is planning to take up the role of Dame Edna Everidge, unfortunately, he's more like Dame Edna Average.

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has applied for the job as Cultural Attache of Glasgow.

The only culture, however, in Glasgow is growing on the Ski yogurt in his Russell Hobbs fridge.

 

[stephec]

Rocky has proclaimed himself Finchley's comedy ambassador, Finchley council though have given him just the title of ambassador.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Stephec was very disappointed his application to be the comedy ambassador to Germany was turned down. He doesn't realise the German government blocked the appointment on my advice.

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy plays triangle in an oompah band.

 

[All uphill]

Rog plays an oompah in a triangle band.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers used to play triangle in a reggae band. He had to quit because it was just one ting after another

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was refused a place in a local brass band that had a vacancy for a triangle player. They said he was too square.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers wears a uniform, plays the trombone and dribbles a lot. You can see him on the street corner. He's in the Salivation Army.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky sounds like an out of tune euphonium when he snores. (Is that a lie?)