Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Au is so behind the times that he is backing 'Irish Elegance' in this year's Grand National.

He also has his eye on Ocean Swell, Tranquil, Sun Chariot, Tudor Minstrel, Steady Aim, Vulcano and Foinaven...

 

[All uphill]

I wish I understood what MDB is talking about with his last lie.

(That is a lie)

 

[Rocky]

All Uppers loves to tell anyone who’ll listen that he cannot tell a lie. But there’s a guy down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis - he’s a liar and we’re not sure about Uppers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky, axe, cherry tree. Need I say more?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT's real name is

Lord Loveaduck MacKenzie Smith.

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s real name is Doug H Bouy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's real name is 'Shirley Knott'

 

[Rocky]

Well who saw that coming? Doug has changed his name to Oliver Sutton ….. just like that

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's drag name is Helen Paine. Must be the high heels.

 

[stephec]

AU once came second in a drag act beauty contest, the strange thing is though that he didn't even know the pub was holding it that night, he'd just gone out for a quiet drink.

 

[Rocky]

Steph wants to know how drag racers can operate the foot pedals in those vicious high heels.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph wants to know how drag racers can operate the foot pedals in those vicious high heels.

Rocky's medication now means he has increased in bra size.

 

[Rocky]

Doug gets all his clothes from Woolworths. And given they closed in 2015 explains why his ar$e is hanging out of his trousers…..to coin an old East End phrase

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has had that since the '90s' anyway.

Being a leading influencer with the 'yoof of today', he has had his pants showing out the top of his trousers all that time.

Just a pity he's in dire need of new underwear...

 

[Rocky]

Doug is one of those ‘yoof’ that I’ve influenced. He’s just sent me a DM asking where he can get pants like mine