Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

As Doug gets older he'd like to say that he's ageing like a fine wine......the reality is he's ageing more like a fine banana (slightly squidgy, with a few black spots and the odd split).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky ages like a fine cheese.

Yes, you'd better brieleive it!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug is like a mature cheddar............that'll be the first time you see the words Doug and mature in the same sentence.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky and Red Leicester go together like chalk and cheese.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows edam well does too, so where's the lie?

 

[Hover Fly]

MDB swings like a pendulum do.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover like a fly HF does too

 

[stephec]

There's no flies on MDB, whatever you do keep your gaze away from his trousers.

 

[All uphill]

Steph booked what they thought was a weekend away for naturalists. He looked out of place in his anorak among the naturists.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All Uphill is an anagram of Eau Naturale

 

[All uphill]

Mad Doug Biker is a euphemism for a smelly poo.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is a euphemism for a smelly poo.

How VERY dare you!

... People use the term AU when talking about stepping in something

'Oh look, you've just stood in an AU, ha ha!'

 

[All uphill]

People are often heard saying " I always feel a bit MDB when I eat dodgy shellfish"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU, so named as that is the noise made when the aforementioned dodgy shellfish takes hold.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is quite good at dodging shellfish. No mussels on him