Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy in Germany]

AU on the other hand, is generally stoned.

 

[All uphill]

Andy is not really Andy and he's not really in Germany. He is a famous Hollywood star.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky really doesn't want to be the patron Saint of rocks, in fact he's petrified.

To get in the good books with the church and God, is AU is trying to Gloria Gainer.

... At least, that's how he spells her name anyway

 

[All uphill]

Mad Dog is putting in a bid to refinish the pearly gates; he's thinking of a leopard skin effect.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All Uphill is a well-known snowboarder and skier who has been breaking records since he was a child. He's competed in many competitions around the world, and his athletic exploits are often featured in magazines and newspapers. Locals even say that when he takes to the slopes, it looks like he's flying, not skiing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming still thinks they wear skates when Curling

 

[Andy in Germany]

Until recently MDB thought Curling was a Nordic hairdressing competition.

 

[Rocky]

Andy tried flirting with his barber the other day.

His opening line was: Hey, do you comb hair often?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy tried flirting with his barber the other day.

His opening line was: Hey, do you comb hair often?

Being super streamlined, i.e. bald, Rockay has no such problem, in fact, he's off diving at the weekend.

Here's his flippers

 

[Rocky]

Are we being forced to go electric?

Well Doug is..........he's charging from the mains as we speak. Come the weekend, his cells will be fully topped up and he'll be ready for a few pints of battery acid.


edit: am I in the right thread? Is it Tuesday or Piccadilly Circus?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Neither Rocky, its... Mornington Crescent!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Neither Rocky, its... Mornington Crescent!

MDB is so late out of bed he can only play Evenington Crescent (with a few pints of lubrication beforehand)

 

[All uphill]

26x25 sleeps on a bed of nails. It helps him get up on time.

 

[stephec]

AU..... problem's getting up. 😂

AU is not tempting anyone to write a ban gaining post.

 

[Rocky]

Steph is wearing his best dress but has decided not to wear his Freudian slip nor have a double entendre in the pub tonight.