Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a young teenager Mad Doug Biker thought he had his first pube. Until he wee'd out of it.

Drago is still waiting. Due to a rare medical condition, he has never started puberty.

Or so he told me in a high pitched and squeaky voice earlier

 

[All uphill]

MDB wanted to buy some kitchen implements.

The lady at lidl said aldi lidl little ladles were lost.

 

[Nibor]

AU jokes are going down hill

 

[Drago]

Nibor eats nothing but garden birds.

 

[Rocky]

Drago was in an estate agents this morning when a man came in with a gun and shouted 'Nobody Move'

 

[Drago]

Rocky can tell the difference between Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

 

[All uphill]

Drago uses axle grease as a spread on his toast. He says it keeps him moving.

 

[stephec]

AU was telling people that he eats ten pounds of prunes everyday, disbelievingly he was told, 'you really are full of it.'

To which he countered, 'ah no, quite the opposite,' with a smug grin.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec hasn't been since 1993, hasn't had their hair or nails cut. They call it conservation.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All Uphill has a secret hidden ski slope that only the most skilled skiers can access. The slope is said to have the perfect powder, and it's always a thrilling experience for anyone who takes on the challenge.

 

[Rocky]

Ming can say what he wants about skiing - but in my opinion as a sport it's going downhill fast.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec hasn't been since 1993, hasn't had their hair or nails cut. They call it conservation.

Talking of such things, Rocky is such a hypochondriac that he renews his will every time he cuts his nails.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker is the king of the open road. People tell tales of how he has traveled hundreds of miles without stopping to sleep, and how he can outrace any bike under the sun. But what many people don't know is that Mad Doug is actually afraid of heights and always takes detours around high bridges when going on his adventures.

 

[Drago]

Ming the Merciless is the brother of Mong the Compassionate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is the king of the open road. People tell tales of how he has traveled hundreds of miles without stopping to sleep, and how he can outrace any bike under the sun. But what many people don't know is that Mad Doug is actually afraid of heights and always takes detours around high bridges when going on his adventures.

Ming knows I was even scared by the post about the ski slopes, hence why I ignored it.