Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Rocky loves his ballgown, but friends have said he needs something which covers the rest of his body, too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU..... problem's getting up. 😂

AU is not tempting anyone to write a ban gaining post.

I don't know what you mean? Who wood... Rise... To such an indecent proposal?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky loves his ballgown, but friends have said he needs something which covers the rest of his body, too.

AU wears a Codpiece.

The smell is awful!

 

[stephec]

When MDB went for a fitting for a cod piece he was attended to by a John Inman, Mr Humphries, type sales assistant, taking one look at MDB he declared, 'I think sir should try a Minnow piece instead.'

Oooh, what a bitch!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When MDB went for a fitting for a cod piece he was attended to by a John Inman, Mr Humphries, type sales assistant, taking one look at MDB he declared, 'I think sir should try a Minnow piece instead.'

Oooh, what a bitch!

Stephec is only jealous!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has just read Stephen Fry's definition of Countryside and can't stop sniggering.

As for me? I'm sorry I haven't a clue.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky thinks Hyde Park is the countryside

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All Uphill keeps an incredibly rare breed of pigs. They are incredibly intelligent and can talk, but only with humans who speak their language.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming has secretly been studying law for years, so that he can try and prosecute David Cameron, using AU as translator for the victims.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

With his knowledge of the law MDB thinks those ladies along canal lane are indeed Solicitors.

 

[Rocky]

26 has just written to Boris and offered him two words of advice from Corporal Jones. Don’t Pannick.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky thinks Dad's Army is a documentary

 

[Rocky]

Uppers is a leading member of the Flat Earth Society. He’s just made a new documentary - apparently it’s very good. So good, it has been nominated for a Golden Globe Award.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockay has written a new book about what his mother told him as a kid and how he ignored her.
He hopes to go global with it.

... Oh, no, wait... He already IS, judging by his avatar.

 

[Andy in Germany]

MDB Is so excited about @Rocky's book he may even learn to read.