Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug's first job was working for Parker pens making special ink. He once devised one for the cold and named it Iced Ink.

It didn't catch on unfortunately.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's first job was working for Parker pens making special ink. He once devised one for the cold and named it Iced Ink.

It didn't catch on unfortunately.

When he worked as an advisor to the Diplomatic Corps, Rocky once devised a replacement for the U.N. the 'Inter Continental Unity Pact'.

Unfortunately, I.C.U.P. is a joke everywhere in the world, regardless of language!

 

[Rocky]

Doug used to work in demolition. He was once asked to blow up a French Cheese factory.

The job went well. He left nothing but de Brie.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug used to work in demolition. He was once asked to blow up a French Cheese factory.

The job went well. He left nothing but de Brie.

Rockaay is partial to a bit of cheese and was seriously considering changing his name by Deedpol to 'Callum Bert'.

Of course, with a name like Rocky, we all know he actually named himself after 'The Laughing Cow'.

 

[Rocky]

I won't embarrass Doug by telling the whole of CC how he became known as the Stinking Bishop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows that all I'll say is that I was a choirboy at the time and the Bishop had a massive grin on his face afterwards, every time in fact.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's local church recently held a fancy dress themed dinner and whilst the priest was saying grace he suddenly realised…

it was a blessing in disguise.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is in the Habit of making Nun jokes all the time.

 

[Rocky]

Given I've not washed for the whole of 2023, it's a filthy habit too.

BTW Someone stole the soap from Doug's bath - he think it's probably a robber duck.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Given I've not washed for the whole of 2023, it's a filthy habit too.

BTW Someone stole the soap from Doug's bath - he think it's probably a robber duck.

Rocky nicked it to sit on finally wash himself after far too many complaints and threats from Mrs Rocky to ignore.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that Mrs Rocky put me on Ignore 35 years ago. She says it's the happiest 35 years of her life.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Did someone just say something? 🤔

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, talking of Nun jokes, Rockaay once got a catering contract for the local Nunnery.
Unfortunately, it didn't last very long, because he decided to serve up one of his infamous and deadly curries.

He enjoyed watching a real life 'Nuns On The Run' at very least.

 

[stephec]

MDB has a restraining order stopping from going within half a mile of his local convent and church as the mother superior complained about him constantly bashing the Bishop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a restraining order stopping from going within half a mile of his local convent and church as the mother superior complained about him constantly bashing the Bishop.

Like I say, he always enjoyed it!

Anyway, Steph can play the Toccata (Organ symphony number 5) by Charles - Marie Widor, backwards!