Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug likes watching the film Jaws backwards.

It's a heartwarming movie about a great white shark which gives arms and legs to disabled people.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug likes watching the film Jaws backwards.

It's a heartwarming movie about a great white shark which gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Back when it was being filmed, Rockaay auditioned for the part.

Spielberg was very impressed by Rocky being so fat, grey and wet, yet with such amazing swimming skills.
In the end though, Steven just made him Jaw's stunt double.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of backwards..........Doug has just been to see the doctor. The doctor has run tests and tells Doug that his DNA is backwards

And Doug responded saying "And?"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rumour has it that Rocky was considered for the role of the Joker in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman movie. However, his audition didn't impress the filmmakers and he ultimately lost the part to Jack Nicholson.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows who 'The Missing Link' is and he hates the way he's treated quite frankly.

Yes he's called Barry, he drinks down the Horse And Duck in Hackney Wick and is a bit of an alright, diamond geezer really.

Rockay has been trying to keep up with his level of advancement for years.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker knows what he is doing in this thread

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker knows what he is doing in this thread

I'm glad someone does... Says Ming

Yes, sorry, missed the Batman Joke, I never saw it until I'd posted mine, I wasn't...

... Robin you!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's been said that Mad Doug Biker, the stuntman and biker enthusiast, auditioned to play Robin in Tim Burton's 1989 Batman movie. He reportedly performed several of Robin's stunts convincingly during the audition, but he ultimately lost out to Chris O'Donnell for the role.

 

[Rocky]

Ming loves a cunning stunt. What's more his tutor at University once accused him of tasting two whole worms and fighting a liar in the quad. He had to leave college by the next town drain.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming loves a cunning stunt. What's more his tutor at University once accused him of tasting two whole worms and fighting a liar in the quad. He had to leave college by the next town drain.

Rockaay isn't currently having a stroke

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's been said that before getting arthritis in his knee, Mad Doug Biker thought he had a good understanding of spoonerisms. Unfortunately, his condition made it difficult for him to understand the play on words and he was forced to leave school soon afterwards.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's been said that before getting arthritis in his knee, Mad Doug Biker thought he had a good understanding of spoonerisms. Unfortunately, his condition made it difficult for him to understand the play on words and he was forced to leave school soon afterwards.

Ming knows I didn't just have a brain fart and really understood totally for the purposes of the joke... Except for Cunning stunt... I mean, what? 😆

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rumour has it that Mad Doug Biker thought he had a cunning stunt planned, but upon executing it, he realised it was more of a damp squib than anything. Despite the lacklustre results, Biker and his team of bikers still managed to impress the crowd with the daring feat.

 

[Rocky]

Ming used to be a human cannonball in a circus. Unfortunately, when he retired, they weren't able to replace him. They couldn't find anyone of his calibre.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's been said that Rocky was known for being the subject of his own jokes. He would often make light of his own misfortune and find humour in even the toughest of situations, making him an endearing person to be around.