Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Steph has had a brilliant idea - he’s been designing an invisible airplane.

Personally, I can’t see can’t see it taking off.

 

[Rocky]

Steph has had a brilliant idea - he’s been designing an invisible airplane.

Personally, I can’t see can’t see it taking off.

Stop repeating yourself Rocky

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has just installed new lights in the hallway of his house.

He thinks this new invisible plane will now have a safe landing.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher's lodger lives upstairs and he's a nice Mr Evan.

To visit him, knock on the door and take the 'stairway to Evan' - there's a sign on the door if you want to be sure

 

[Andy in Germany]

Stop repeating yourself Rocky

Rocky is actually two people: He just gave it away.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is actually two people: He just gave it away.

Only the two? Have you SEEN the size of him? 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is actually two people: He just gave it away.

When out on his bike, Rockaay is always disappointed at never seeing more fellow cyclists.

This is because he is so big that everyone just draughts behind him to keep out of the headwind... And that Herr Andy is the worst by far, mark my words... What a 'Wideo!'

 

[stephec]

Nobody stays behind MDB due to, 'draughts.'

 

[Rocky]

Steph is scared by Doug. Apparently he puts the wind up him.

How does he do this? That is a question best not asked or answered.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nobody stays behind MDB due to, 'draughts.'

Stephec was banned from the Chess Club because of his Draughts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph is scared by Doug. Apparently he puts the wind up him.

How does he do this? That is a question best not asked or answered.

He always has a nice big smile on his face though

 

[Rocky]

You should see Doug’s Ruy-Lopez

It’s been described as the Eighth Wonder of the World

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You should see Doug’s Ruy-Lopez

It’s been described as the Eighth Wonder of the World

Rocky is described by the Devon Tourist Board as being 'The 9th Wonder Of Exeter'.

He was narrowly beaten from 8th spot by an incontinent goat called 'Gary'.

 

[stephec]

Speaking of goats, MDB is banned from his local petting farm for reasons that can't be revealed here, he even tried to excuse it with the plea of, 'but I didn't see the horns.'

 

[Ming the Merciless]

stephec is a self-taught goat trainer said to have trained their first herd of goats to perform a synchronized dance routine. They have since taught the same routine to multiple other herds of goats and their routines have even been seen in local fairs and festivals.