Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was escorted out of Boots today.He asked for a deodorant,a ball one he was asked no one for under my arms he replied, that's when the fun started.

As one who always has 'Betty Swollocks', Postman has always steered clear of using 'Old Spice', after he was told years ago* that it really IS spicy and you have to be careful with it.



* - By Rockaay, as a joke, if I remember.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Poo

You do realise that that is probably the most sensible thing that anyone has written on here all day? 😆

 

[Rocky]

Sensible? I'll apologise for that right now. It will not happen again; you have my word for that.

 

[stephec]

Rocky is often described as sensible by those that know him best, or was it senile?

It's hard to tell really. 😂

 

[Rocky]

Not many people know this but Steph is a Captain Sensible tribute act. You'll catch him this Saturday evening at the Slug and Lettuce, Bolton.

You've got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream, how you going to make a dream come true?

(BTW Doug has already bought 50 tickets for the show to make sure he gets a front row seat)

 

[Andy in Germany]

Not many people know this but Steph is a Captain Sensible tribute act. You'll catch him this Saturday evening at the Slug and Lettuce, Bolton.

You've got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream, how you going to make a dream come true?

(BTW Doug has already bought 50 tickets for the show to make sure he gets a front row seat)

Rocky sold MDB the 50 tickets; he hasn't told him that there's only 30 seats at the venue.

 

[All uphill]

Andy dreams of a career in modelling.

 

[stephec]

AU's dreams of nude modelling for his local art school were thwarted by his wife's statement, 'you can't, I don't want everyone knowing that I married you for your money.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec married just to stay in the country.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of country and country music, has anyone seen Mad Doug dressed up as Dolly Parton? Apparently it's really expensive to look that cheap.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky looks adorable in a tutu. Too too lovely.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

All uphill secret nude modelling is believed to be the brainchild of a close friend of All Uphill's wife, with her being completely unaware of it.

 

[Rocky]

Ming T M models in the nude. He once made a complete Airfix Lancaster sitting naked.

Shame he was still in the hobby shop while he was doing it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming T M models in the nude. He once made a complete Airfix Lancaster sitting naked.

Shame he was still in the hobby shop while he was doing it.

Rocky, joker as he is, attached the RAF roundels to Ming's bum, without him realising.

He was looking for days for them too!

 

[stephec]

Rocky, joker as he is, attached the RAF roundels to Ming's bum, without him realising.

He was looking for days for them too!

There's nothing wrong with that, it was when MDB tried to attach the bomb bay doors that things got a little unpleasant.