Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ming was actually very merciful once. But it ruined his street cred.

 

[Rocky]

26 used to run a dating service for chickens, but he struggled to make hens meet.

 

[colly]

Chicks always avoid Rocky.

 

[All uphill]

Chicks always avoid Rocky.

Colly wobbles

 

[Rocky]

It’s all downhill and shadows for Uphill.

Funny how usernames can be misleading - for example 26 x 25 is not 26” tall nor 25” wide.

 

[colly]

On the other hand Rocky is neither hard nor rough.
A bit of a smoothy if truth be told.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has just redecorated the kitchen ceiling, in a lovely shade pink.

Next time he makes a fruit smoothie, he will remember to put the lid on top of the liquidiser.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher has just put her greens in the blender. Apparently she’s hoping for whirled peas.

 

[Speicher]

Why does Rocky's coffee always taste like mud? It was fresh ground this morning.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky sits in the cabbages and peas

 

[Rocky]

Uphill is a physics professor. His favourite lecture is about Cole’s law. He can go on about it for hours.

Turns out, it’s just thinly sliced cabbage

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rocky loves cheese so much that he often eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Thinly sliced cabbage and cheese ----- Mmmmmm Ming's favourite Except when it's served with custard. Now that drives him crazy

 

[stephec]

26 is such a crackshot with a custard pie that he's often thought to have been the inspiration for Tiswas's Phantom Flan Flinger.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 is such a crackshot with a custard pie that he's often thought to have been the inspiration for Tiswas's Phantom Flan Flinger.

Stephec had such a badly infected wound on his hand once that it just oozed puss everywhere.

It was only when people started to get sick that he was sacked from working down the Custard factory...