Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Mad Doug would never forget me

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug would never forget me

Rocky knows I still have that signed picture of him on my bedside table and that I always kiss 'him' goodnight before bed.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker was the stunt double in E.T.

 

[Gwylan]

Ming the Merciless is a softy up at Atilla the Hun club. They roar when he comes in but that's really an Ogre snigger

 

[Rocky]

Don't sit next to Gwylan at the seaside..........or else you'll lose your chips.




Not many people know this, but Gwylan is welsh for sea gull.

 

[Speicher]

Gwylan went to Chippenham last week. He was disappointed with the chip.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher is a well balanced person. She has a chip on both shoulders and a chip butty for lunch (everyday)

 

[Speicher]

Well-balanced? Rocky can torque about at that length with a moment's notice.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Speicher never sleeps; they are always up and ready to take on any challenge.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ming just pretends to be Merciless. Ming the Merciful just doesn't have the same ring

 

[All uphill]

Twentysix by twentyfive is, in reality, only twelve inches tall by four wide. He has no depth at all.

 

[colly]

All uphill is sadly going downhill fast.

 

[Rocky]

Colly never goes anywhere fast. Slow and stop are his two favoured speeds.

 

[Speicher]

Grey and black are Rocky's two favoured colours.

 

[Rocky]

As it’s past noon, Speicher is in mourning for the morning and soon she’ll be yearning to start gurning …….three gerunds in one sentence and that’s not bad