Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky does not know that I am a keen gardener. He knows that I have planted some gerunds in my Verb Garden.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher should talk more to her plants. She'd get more sense from them than she does from talking to Mad Doug, Steph, 26 and myself.


Oh, hold on, that might not be a lie.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rocky is an amazing ice skater and he can skate backwards faster than anyone else.

 

[roadrash]

ming the merciless is glad there is no letter e on the end of his first name

 

[stephec]

He may call himself roadrash, but we all know where he really got that rash from.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Stephec had a very unfortunate accident involving a large tub of butter. The details are too unmentionable to repeat here.

 

[roadrash]

mings auntie marge has been ill for so long, he cant believe she's not better

 

[Rocky]

Roadrash sees more and more shops selling really big butter knives in his locality. He’s worried that they are becoming widespread.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a very large butt






in his garden for watering plants.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Speicher has pictures of Rockys very large Butt.

 

[stephec]

Andy is the UK's comedy ambassador to Germany, but he struggles to get them to understand Carry On type innuendo, in fact he finds it very hard.

 

[Rocky]

Steph is the master of the double entendre. If anyone on CC wants another joke from him, just ask nicely and he'll give you one.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph is the master of the double entendre. If anyone on CC wants another joke from him, just ask nicely and he'll give you one.

Rocky also knows Steph's good friend, Everard, very well indeed. In fact, they are solid friends and always seen together...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher should talk more to her plants. She'd get more sense from them than she does from talking to Mad Doug, Steph, 26 and myself.


Oh, hold on, that might not be a lie.

Speak for yoursel... Oh, no, wait, you just did! 😆

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker is an avid skydiver who jumps from planes every weekend. He's even jumped from planes without a parachute and managed to land safely!