Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

26x25 is the number of weeks 26x25 has been trying to complete his Rubiks Cube !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

SteCenturion is 100 years old and still has all his teeth.

 

[SteCenturion]

YukonBoy is 52 & still has someone else's teeth, their skin, liver & some fava beans !

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste has eyebrows that are not attached to his head, in the same way Trumps hair levitates over his bonce.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

PS is asthmatic and is hoping Sky will sign him up

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

YB isn't allowed in the Sky team as he isn't asthmatic.

 

[Andy_R]

TBT isn't allowed out of his room until he apologises

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy always a has one foot on the naughty step.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Which annoys PS as he sleeps there

 

[PaulSecteur]

Yukon has pitched a new tv program idea to channel 4. It’s called “oggle gogglebox”. It’s where you watch people watching gogglebox.

Channel 4 are considering it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paulsecteur sneezes like a hamster.

 

[Speicher]

Today Paul is going to the mammoth sales at Merry Hill.

Can you tell me why he wants a woolly extinct elephant?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Its almost one complete year since Speicher set up her tent outside SCS.

And what has she learned in that year...

“There’s never not no sale going on.” She eloquently remarked.

 

[Andy_R]

PS has been banned from Tesco's Sale. And Tesco's Altringham. And just about every Tesco's in Manchester

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yesterday Andy R was secretly snorting snow.