Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

I can't ......
You're standing on my todger !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

@SteCenturion has a squirrel called Todger. It is grey one that has seen better days, this week it lost its nuts.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oh dear, the thaw is on it’s way.

No more of that special lemon snow that Yukon loves the taste of.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

PS has been drinking an Orange Slush puppy today. He said he just fancied a wee dram of it when he saw it lying on the ground.

 

[PaulSecteur]

In an impressive display of flexibility, Yukon can often be seen using his toes to pick the wax out of his ears, then chewing his own toe nails.

"Its the taste you just cant get anywhere else, well, not since the Judge said I cant put my toes in other peoples lug 'oles"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

PS has an exclusion order after his last attempt to look through my bathroom window.

 

[Speicher]

Tomorrow morning YukonBoy will be looking through the Round Window with his friends Big Ted, Little Ted, Jemima, Humpty and the other toys on this favourite show.

 

[stephec]

Speicher likes to play school, why else would she be waving a cane at me whilst calling me a very naughty boy?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

stephec is also know as Jemima. See you at the round window tomorrow

 

[SteCenturion]

As a prolific Twitcher, YukonBoy often sports an enlargement in the nether regions when out bird watching .....

Yes he's a ....... Hornythologist !

 

[Drago]

SteCenturion cooks a roast dinner every day for Eric Pickles breakfast. His twitching helps when stirring the gravy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Drago taught Bear Grylls everything he knows, and some things he's tried to forget.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is so prudish he covers his bare grills with tin foil.

 

[petek]

Rockymountain will have had his tea.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Petek only eats up at his auntie's