Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

26 knows that all he's got to do to turn his sex robot on is flick the switch.

 

[Andy_R]

Stephec always uses both hands to switch the lights on. "Many hands make light work" is what his granny always told him.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy's granny taught him to suck eggs.

 

[SteCenturion]

26 is quoted as stating he is "eggcited & eggstatic" over his recent sighting of an eggsterterrestrial !!!

 

[Andy_R]

SteC isn't sure about eggs...After the "droppings" incident, he's not sure he should eat anything that comes out of the back end of a chicken....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy is often mistaken for a chicken McNugget.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You always see PS and Ronald McDonald in the same room. QED

 

[Lavender Rose]

26 would only know this - if he too was in the room, spying through the shutters

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Charlotte forgot to properly close the shutters this morning

 

[Lavender Rose]

YukonBoy forgot to take his stalker binoculars with him from my tree

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It was nice of Charlotte to install the viewing platform in the tree. Maybe a flask of soup for next time it is cold.

 

[PaulSecteur]

“Why do they have windows, if they don’t want me looking in?” is a defence that Yukon boy has used several times at 2am after being found in Charlottes tree.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

PS found me asleep when he turned up early for his stalking shift

 

[SteCenturion]

YukonBoy isn't very good at stalking ...
he's always stalking $#!T€

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Oi @SteCenturion get out of the tree