Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB is the love child of Drago and Maggie Thatcher! She orchestrated the 1984/5 Miners Strike to take media attention away from the pregnancy.

It is rumoured by some that our Drags wasn't actually the father, nor, of course, was it old Denis, but in fact, Arthur Scargill.

Who'd have thunk?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh never, I repeat never, makes stuff up

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh never, I repeat never, makes stuff up

tBt is so rough that even truth and logic give him a WIDE berth!

 

[All uphill]

Whatever MDB says is the truth.

It's called the doctrine of Dougal infallibility.

You might want to ask him which horse will win the 2.30 at Catterick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whatever MDB says is the truth.

It's called the doctrine of Dougal infallibility.

You might want to ask him which horse will win the 2.30 at Catterick.

Au is so tough that whatever horse he bets on wins at the bookies, even if it has had to be shot during the race.

 

[stephec]

MDB is so hard he once mistaken for Chuck Norris, and Chuck didn't dare correct anyone.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec was visiting a friend's workshop and was touched to find that his friend had given things names. The front of the drill was called Chuck, for example.

Steph was shocked to finally discover the meaning of vice.

 

[Moon bunny]

All uphill is distraught. Someone has stolen the Peppa Pig bell off his bike.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Moon Bunny's collection of bells has just grown by one

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Even better were the ones we kiddses got in Happy Meals (in the shape of the Mc Donalds 'characters') years ago!

Actually, what a mixed message - Eat junk food, but look, we also decorate your bike! 😆


- Can I say that we hardly ever went to McDonalds other than for special treats or on the last day of School.
I always remember being completely incredulous because I had a friend who's Mum would buy more than one burger for him.
We got one and one only, one it was and one it always was. Having 2 was unthinkable!

 

[All uphill]

When Doug left home he rebelled, bought, and ate three Twister lollies in one go!

He has had a green tongue ever since.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny's collection of bells has just grown by one

AU is... Ringing... The Police as we speak!

When Doug left home he rebelled, bought, and ate three Twister lollies in one go!

He has had a green tongue ever since.

AU also has a green tongue as he once actually drank 'Mountain Dew'.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mad Doug’s idea of giant spinning poppy windmills for the front of bikes was rejected by the British Legion.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hover joined the British Legion. But his dream of fighting in the desert didn't materialise. Should've joined the Foreign Legion Hover!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover joined the British Legion. But his dream of fighting in the desert didn't materialise. Should've joined the Foreign Legion Hover!

TbT is so fat that he signed up for the Gulf War.

Imagine his disappointment at the Desert he got!