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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Steph is always offering me his spotted dick.
... What?
... What?
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug had promised Steph an apple crumble for dessert, but found he had no apples.
"Improvise, improvise" he thought.
Steph was too polite to comment on the potato crumble he was served.
"Improvise, improvise" he thought.
Steph was too polite to comment on the potato crumble he was served.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
When the chips are down, aU uses paper and glue instead.
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB has large scale paper mache models of all of Lemmy (from Motorhead) warts.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
PS once won the amount of Birmingham in the Lottery, but instead of ruling over the Brumite people as their King*, he decided to set them free as it was not seen as humane to keep them in Brum any longer than was ethically necessary.
* - Although tantalisingly, he was thinking about naming himself 'Julian' and had started dancing lessons.
* - Although tantalisingly, he was thinking about naming himself 'Julian' and had started dancing lessons.
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB cant resist any opportunity to have his face painted.
So far he has been a tiger, The Hulk, Nemo, Mickey mouse, a pumpkin and the Grim Reaper.
So far he has been a tiger, The Hulk, Nemo, Mickey mouse, a pumpkin and the Grim Reaper.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
PS is so tough that even the SAS, SBS, Marines and Navy Seals visit to get make - up tips off of him.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
MDB has finished painting his army of Dorcs, ready for tonight’s battle against PS ‘s army of Porcs.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Cav actually has a Sunspot.
It's VERY impressive but has already accidentally set fire to his neighbour's hedge.
It's VERY impressive but has already accidentally set fire to his neighbour's hedge.
lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
MDB tries to hide his own arsonist tendencies but isn't fooling anyone
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Lz is so tough that when a fire broke out in his home and the flames realised who's house it was, they put themselves out and left quietly.
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
MDB rides a Barbie bike complete with pink tassels and basket
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Ming is so comfortable on his recumbent that he has taken to wearing his pyjamas while riding. He has to take care not to get his blankets caught in the chain, and he fills his hot water bottle with coffee.
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