Ping: Tr1nka, Trina or whatever your stupid name is

[Aperitif]

I think that celery leaves in this context should be referred to as 'plumage'.
An applicator of said item is best described as an 'Apium graveolensieur', (f graviolenseusse).
This practice, conducted in open air - on a Heath for example - fall into the category of 'smallage'.

 

[ufkacbln]

I think that celery leaves in this context should be referred to as 'plumage'.
An applicator of said item is best described as an 'Apium graveolensieur', (f graviolenseusse).
This practice, conducted in open air - on a Heath for example - fall into the category of 'smallage'.

Why a "Heath", why not a "Tarquin" or a "James"?

 

[Aperitif]

Oh sorry - I thought I was writing 'Ledgerbly'...

 

[ufkacbln]

It is almost time to say "Get a room Cloche

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh?

Oi - steady on, it's not that big!!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Less about the celery, and more about what Waffles will be wearing (or not wearing, as the case will hopefully be).

 

[Chuffy]

Less about the celery, and more about what Waffles will be wearing (or not wearing, as the case will hopefully be).

Some celery leaves and a stick of rhubarb.
Custard optional...

 

[TheDoctor]

If Waffles will be wearing mainly custard, I'd better get a spoon...

 

[Baggy]

<rolls through room on wheeled chaise longue>
<thwaps the Doctor on the rump with a mouli>
<rolls out of the room>

 

[wafflycat]

If Waffles will be wearing mainly custard, I'd better get a spoon...

Custard, whipped cream, crushed nuts and a couple of glace cherries...

 

[TheDoctor]

*dribbles somewhat*
I'd best start grating this chocolate then!
*steals mouli from Baggy*

 

[tdr1nka]

LOL!

Baggy starring in 'Mouli Rouge'!

 

[TheDoctor]

LOL!

I've been to the Moulin Rouge. If I was to suggest that Baggy should model the dental floss masquerading as clothing that most of the dancers were wearing, Chuffers would beat me to death with a celery stick!

 

[wafflycat]

Those Moulin Rouge dancers had a most unusual way of displaying the corks from wine bottles... that or it was very, very cold on stage

 

[Chuffy]

If Waffles will be wearing mainly custard, I'd better get a spoon...

Sorry, Baggy read that as manly custard.
D'yer still want that spoon?