Ping: Tr1nka, Trina or whatever your stupid name is

[TheDoctor]

Thank you, but no. Not my cup of tea, so to speak.
It's all yours.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Great.

Who needs a spoon, ya big jessie!?!

Edit - assuming it's NOT manly custard. Not that I know what that actually is, but it sounds decidedly dodgy.... quite unlike the rest of this thread, obviously.

 

[Landslide]

...assuming it's NOT manly custard. Not that I know what that actually is...

Surely it's what Chuck Norris has on his pudding?

 

[Speicher]

Sorry, Baggy read that as manly custard.
D'yer still want that spoon?

Manly custard, that's what's served before you get used to the real thing.

Manly custard: squidgey, gloopy, sort of creamy yellow stuff, in very small portions - you hardly need a spoon for it.

Proper custard: lovingly prepared with care and thoughtfulness, according to the individual's taste. Time taken to prepare, is proportional to the time in hand.

 

[Arch]

Edit - assuming it's NOT manly custard. Not that I know what that actually is, but it sounds decidedly dodgy.... quite unlike the rest of this thread, obviously.

I think it's a phrase that's only just been invented, but somehow I know exactly what it means....

It has a sort of savoury flavour. Er, so I'm told....

 

[Chuffy]

Manly custard: squidgey, gloopy, sort of creamy yellow stuff, in very small portions - you hardly need a spoon for it.

Generally served in teaspoon sized portions. It's quite strong and a little goes a long way. A bit like Marmite.
Apparently.

 

[TheDoctor]

I think it's a phrase that's only just been invented, but somehow I know exactly what it means....

It has a sort of savoury flavour. Er, so I'm told....

So, the sort of thing you'd serve with meat and two veg, then?
I'll make sure I've got some in my lunchbox.

 

[Chuffy]

We don't get any better, do we...

 

[TheDoctor]

It's all your fault. Oh - I was getting an inner tube out of it's box t'other day, and noticed the slogan on the outside.
'Life's better with rubber'
Honestly!

 

[Chuffy]

It's all your fault. Oh - I was getting an inner tube out of it's box t'other day, and noticed the slogan on the outside.
'Life's better with rubber'
Honestly!

Personally I find that life is better without rubber.....
Arf.

 

[Landslide]

However, without rubber your rim'll wear out quicker (with painful consequences).

 

[Arch]

Indeed, and it'll be a much more uncomfortable ride...

 

[TheDoctor]

But sometimes uncomfortable (or even slightly painful) is good...

 

[Chuffy]

But sometimes uncomfortable (or even slightly painful) is good...

We're back to Madame Waffles' House Of Correction again, aren't we....

 

[cisamcgu]

Slightly painful ! Dear Doctor, I would never have thought you were a wimp, I would have expected at least excruciatingly agonizing from you