Ping: Tr1nka, Trina or whatever your stupid name is

[wafflycat]

Well that one stopped the thread in its tracks

 

[Aperitif]

The thought of nuts and custard can make the gentlemen suck in their cheeks for a moment Waffly - I am led to believe

 

[ComedyPilot]

Mickle telling someone to wipe themselves clean with a kitten killed the moment for me...

 

[TheDoctor]

Mickle telling someone to wipe themselves clean with a kitten killed the moment for me...

It left me unable to type for a bit, certainly. And my keyboard's all sticky now...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

The whole of the last page has made me laugh.

 

[ufkacbln]

It left me unable to type for a bit, certainly. And my keyboard's all sticky now...

Vanilla Custard?

 

[mr Mag00]

v v strange

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

... and yet somehow arousing

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I'm waiting for Waffles to bound in again.

Camera. Check
Lighting. Check
Video. Check
Lubricant. Check
Whip. Check
Tissues. Check
Birdseed. Check

 

[wafflycat]

But no Swafega, celery & clingfilm... very lax. You need to be punished Sh4rkyBloke. Punished severely

*thwaps riding crop in the air*

 

[Chuffy]

Mickle telling someone to wipe themselves clean with a kitten killed the moment for me...

I once used a badger...















...a fluffy hand puppet, not a real one.

 

[Aperitif]

Bet that took some doing - you deserve a badger courage...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

But no Swafega, celery & clingfilm... very lax. You need to be punished Sh4rkyBloke. Punished severely

*thwaps riding crop in the air*

Bends over in a receptive manner, buttocks clenched, an inane grin secured on his face.....

 

[Chuffy]

Bends over in a receptive manner, buttocks clenched, an inane grin secured on his face.....

Don't clench. It makes it harder to utilise the celery.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Duly noted.


<< clenches harder >>