Ping: Tr1nka, Trina or whatever your stupid name is

[wafflycat]

Now how am I supposed to get a celery stalk *there*? Eh? Eh?

Relax man!

 

[Chuffy]

Iron it first.

 

[Landslide]

The celery, or *there*?

I can't imagine that ironing the latter will help him relax.

 

[Chuffy]

The celery, you silly man! Heavens, what would be the point of ironing an arsecrack?

 

[wafflycat]

Pleasure?

 

[Chuffy]

But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh?

 

[Dayvo]

But the crack, by it's very definition, isn't there. It's a gap. A void. A yawning chasm even. How do you apply a hot iron to that eh?

VERY carefully!

 

[Aperitif]

Ionring...

...steam setting. There is a a turd way after all

 

[ufkacbln]

Small point on etiquette....

Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Just rip it off the bunch and shove it in!!!

 

[mickle]

Rip it off the bunch?

 

[Chuffy]

Small point on etiquette....

Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement?

The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school...

 

[ufkacbln]

The foliage goes on the inside, you horrid oik. You must have gone to a state school...

We were simply more artistic!

Why have a stubby end poking out when you can arrange the oliage to make a nice visual effect.

 

[wafflycat]

Foliage is good. It can be arranged in an artistic fashion.

 

[tdr1nka]

Bet that took some doing - you deserve a badger courage...

And it brock the ice!

Small point on etiquette....

Is it customary - indeed socially correct to remove the excess foliage from the celery, or does this form part of the external arrangement?

That would be dependent on what you intend to do with it.