Chief Broom
Veteran
"I am become death, destroyer of worlds" J.Robert Oppenheimer
Phrases that can Chill your Blood
- Thread starter cookiemonster
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winjim
Smash the cistern
winjim
Smash the cistern
I miss weekends when I could just do nothing." What are you up to next weekend?? "
- I'm not saying anything, until you let me know of the proposed activity
To be fair I also miss weekends when I could go out to a three day illegal rave party from hell, but here we are.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Im always washing my hair at the weekend.
Brandane
Legendary Member
- Location
- Costa Clyde
What are you doing for Christmas? 
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
"Are you busy?"
OP
OP
cookiemonster
Squire
- Location
- Hong Kong
Would you like to know about Jesus?
BrumJim
Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
- Location
- Selly Oak, Birmingham
"I've been thinking..."
VelvetUnderpants
Über Member
Can I interest you in a copy of Socialist Worker 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
There's no I in team.
True, but there's an m and an e and with a perverse beggar like me I can make ME.
True, but there's an m and an e and with a perverse beggar like me I can make ME.
a.twiddler
Veteran
"When you've got time, can you........." (the implication being that I've got nothing but time)
"Sharp scratch" (venepuncture time)
"This might sting a bit" (any medical/dental procedure)
"Sharp scratch" (venepuncture time)
"This might sting a bit" (any medical/dental procedure)
Immediate unspoken response, please don't, it's dangerous. Actual reponse, keep quiet until the full horror is exposed of how many hours of work it will result in, or what it will cost me/us, or what thing that I enjoy that I will have to give up.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
"it'll be all-right"
By way of context, it took me a little while to realise that nearly every time I'd hurt myself or broken something expensive , that little phrase had run through my mind beforehand. I now treat it as a warning and have another think before acting. I was already reasonably OK on "what happens if?" but needed to make sure I did actually address the "what" rather than believing "it'll be all right"
By way of context, it took me a little while to realise that nearly every time I'd hurt myself or broken something expensive , that little phrase had run through my mind beforehand. I now treat it as a warning and have another think before acting. I was already reasonably OK on "what happens if?" but needed to make sure I did actually address the "what" rather than believing "it'll be all right"
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
"You need to do something for your Universal Credit. "
Similarly,
"You need to read a message in your Universal Credit journal."
Similarly,
"You need to read a message in your Universal Credit journal."
