Perfume /aftershave / eau de colognes etc.

[Cycleops]

My current favourite

Are you serious?

 

[Fnaar]

Eaux de Cologne
#justsayin'
#pedantry

 

[Globalti]

I work in the perfume industry but not in the snooty French-dominated world of couture perfumes, for which I thank God. I had a glimpse into that world when I worked in Paris and hated it.

The company where I work makes the perfume for WD40, which is actually a cheapened version of Shalimar.

 

[Dan Morinary]

Styptic pencil if yer cut yerself shaving.
Lifebuoy soap.
Get real.

Anais Anais for the special lady.

Mines a pint of mild.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Christian Dior, Dioressence is my favourite, (got my first bottle when I was 15), have trouble finding it though
I like Jean Paul Gaultier Classique as well (bottle shaped like myself ) NOT
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I've had a bottle of the male version for about 10 years. I've still got about 1/5 of it left. I like it but use it sparingly.

 

[Smithbat]

A visitor to Chateau Fnaar left behind half a likkle bokkle of some bloke - scent 6 years ago. I used it once, going to a party, only to hear people say 'blimey, someone's used too much aftershave! "
I figured I'm not really an aftershave person. I still have the bokkle, but there is only a wee bit left. I think it's evaporated over the years.
Unless Miss Goodbody has been using it as some kind of pheromone thing.

Some cologne's smell better on women then they do on men.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am allergic to perfumey stuff, I am sure I could probably find one (or more) that I would not be, but I can't be arsed.

 

[Smithbat]

Styptic pencil if yer cut yerself shaving.
Lifebuoy soap.
Get real.

Anais Anais for the special lady.

Mines a pint of mild.

Anais Anais is what my mum wears.

 

[Dan Morinary]

Anais Anais is what my mum wears.

That's what my first proper girlfriend wore. Still brings back memories! If your about 30 and your mum used to drink in Anfield we could have some story here....

 

[Smithbat]

That's what my first proper girlfriend wore. Still brings back memories! If your about 30 and your mum used to drink in Anfield we could have some story here....

I think we have dodged a bullet here, I am 41 and my mum has never been to Liverpool in her life. Neither have I actually.

 

[Dan Morinary]

I think we have dodged a bullet here, I am 41 and my mum has never been to Liverpool in her life. Neither have I actually.

Feel a strange sense of bereavement. But laughing at the CSA. Deep.

 

[Smithbat]

Feel a strange sense of bereavement. But laughing at the CSA. Deep.

If you want to pay maintenance for me then feel free Although I am figuring that you would have had to be a very early starter to have fathered me in 1975......

 

[Dan Morinary]

Anything for you angel. Sorry I wasn't there when you needed me, but I had double geography.

 

[Smithbat]

Anything for you angel. Sorry I wasn't there when you needed me, but I had double geography.

Thats okay Dad, I understand. Your schooling had to come first.

 

[Garry A]

Either of these two. They've always done the trick