Odd factoids

[raleighnut]

Most muppets end up in a black uniform and are referred to as policemen, I wonder who has their hand up their back and is manipulating them

 

[Drago]

Policemen were invented in 1941 by George Clooney as a handy diversion for politicians to pass blame upon for their own cokc ups.

This backfired in 1993 when world peace broke out and a cure for cancer was discovered and the police initially took the credit.

 

[Threevok]

George Clooney is a clone of George Cloney

 

[Drago]

Clones were invented by Terry Thomas in 1832. This came about so he could earn money in panto without having to take time off from filming movies.

 

[Chris S]

Storm Daniel, which has caused so much havoc in Libya, was named after Stormy Daniels to antagonise Donald Trump.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Onlookers said it was the most tremendous blow.

 

[PeteXXX]

Storms were invented by the Meteorological Office so they could open a new department to make up names for them.

 

[Drago]

The Met Office.is an old broom cupboard in the met police

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Meteor O'Logical was Sir Patrick Moore's boyhood Irish friend who got him into gazing at the skies.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sir Patrick Cor was always looking at Uranus through his telescopes. Things were different in the 70s.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Things were so different in the 70s that the 70s have been officially expunged from history, so 1969 is followed by 1980 and we're all 10 years younger.

 

[Drago]

1969 was the year in which 19 year olds were legally granted the right to 69 their partner.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Three 19 year olds go into one 57 year old. It’s known as a three dart finish.

 

[Drago]

Darts were invented as an alternative to the javelin for really fat people.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally you had to throw darts as far as the javelin. But that was consider too much hard work and so the dart board was invented and placed at arms length.