Odd factoids

[bruce1530]

Henry Fjord invented the Henry Hoover.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Fjords only came in black, with blue ones only being introduced in 2001.

 

[Drago]

Keith Starmer wants to ban fjords, and was most embarrassed when it came to light that he sent his son to one.

 

[T4tomo]

Keir Starmer is so wet, he was named after a weir.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Rishi Suez was named after a canal

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ed Ballcock grew up in a cistern

 

[PeteXXX]

Fishi Rishi is a Cantonese delicacy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Gordon Brown Trout grew up in the river Tay

 

[Drago]

Gordon Brown is actually a pinkish colour.

 

[PeteXXX]

Contrary to popular belief, Gordon Brown doesn't have a texture like sun!

 

[Drago]

Gordon Brown's wife is from far away and stays for a day. Far away being Bristol.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Tiny Blair lives in a dolls house and is rarely seen these days.

 

[Drago]

Guys and Dolls is a musical about perverts and blow up sex dolls.

 

[Threevok]

Ed Miliband's brother Steve had a hit single in 1982 called Abracadabra

 

[Drago]

Ed Millibands winky is only 1 millimeter long.