Odd factoids

[PeteXXX]

Asthma sufferers never eat Quavers.

 

[Threevok]

Quavers are made by adding Viagra to semi-quavers

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Lionel Blair invaded west Islington during his infamous special operations that must not be talked about.

 

[GuyBoden]

Hemidemisemiquaver is not an odd-factoids.

 

[PeteXXX]

But strangely, Semihemidemisemiquaver is in Peru.
It's known as the Inca Incantation.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The semidemihemiminimicronano is what they now call the under sized excuses for a new build house.

 

[Threevok]

A circumflex is a part-time mohel

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mohel is a home for posh moles

 

[Threevok]

Moles are the perpetrators of most underground movements

 

[raleighnut]

Moles are the perpetrators of most underground movements

At least you never tread in those.

 

[Drago]

The London Underground was developed by Nelson Mandela in 1733 as a handy network for white supremacists to move about town unforseen.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In 1734 a group of Welsh Miners from Blaenau Ffestiniog visited London, and promptly began mining the underground. They took the trains and rails back to Wales and built a railway up Snowdon.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sir Isaac Newton formed weight watchers in 1632, with the catch phrase of an apple 🍏 a day for the group’s first diet plan

 

[Drago]

Weight Watchers was originally founded to watch fat people put on weight as they scoffed pies.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

After his observations Newton came up with not only his theory of gravity but also invented the pie 🥧 chart. The pie chart is used to this day in chip shops throughout the UK.